Royal Rumble Baby

match 1 Smackdown vs Raw - Ric Flair vs MVP

time: 13 minutes
winner: Ric Flair
how: Figure-four-leg-lock

match 2 Raw- Chris Jehrico vs JBL

time: 10 minutes
winner: JBL
how: Disqualification on Chris Jehrico

match 3 Smackdown- World Heavieweight Championship-Rey Mysterio vs Edge

time: 12 minutes
winner: Edge
how: Spear in mid-air

match 4: Raw-WWE Championship-Jeff Hardy vs Randy Orton

time: 15 minutes
winner: Randy Orton
how: RKO

match 5 Smackdown vs Raw vs ECW-30 man Royal Rumble

eliminated first: Santino Marella
eliminated second: The Great Khali
eliminated third: Tommy Dreamer
eliminated fourth: Jamie Noble
eliminated fifth: Chuck Palumbo
eliminated sixth: Hardcore Holly
eliminated seventh: Shelton Benjamin
eliminated eighth: Roddy Piper
eliminated ninth: Jimmy Snuka
eliminated tenth: Snitsky
eliminated eleventh: Undertaker
eliminated twelveth:Shawn Michaels
eliminated thirteenth: The Miz
eliminated fourteenth: John Morisson
eliminated fifteenth: CM Punk
eliminated sixteenth: Cody Rhodes
eliminated seventeenth: Big Daddy V
eliminated eighteenth: Mick Foley
eliminated nineteenth:Elijah Burke
eliminated twentieth: Mark Henry
eliminated twenty-first: Mr. Kennedy
eliminated twenty-second: Umaga
eliminated twenty-third: Kane
eliminated twenty-fourth: Hornswaggle
eliminated twenty-fifth:
eliminated twenty-sixth:
eliminated twenty-seventh:
eliminated twenty-eighth:
eliminated twenty-ninth:

time:
winner:John Cena
how:

Sorry,I couldn't finish my blog, I was too focused on the match.

posted by deadpossum

Spoilers for smackdown

LASHLEY QUITS?

Yes, your eyes are seeing correctly, Lashley announced his retirement yesterday, Wednesday January 23, go tell all of your friends, that is the day Lashley quits.







Stay in school.

-deadpossum

Big news!!!!!!

Posted by Roadkill

I have big news. Bobby Lashley, the former Ecw Champion, has quit the WWE. We will have more on these developements later.

I got a bone to pick with The Undertaker

Hey, 'Taker, I got a bone to pick with you. How are you dead, you are on Smackdown every week. On the last episode of Smackdown we saw the Deadman Talking. He said that he never talks about takin' souls, he just does it. Uh....... whoes soul has he stolen? Brock freakin' Lesnar. The guy who lost to Shelton Benjamin in a high school wrestling match. Also, whats up with that Sara tatoo on his neck? Who is Sara? Is it Sara Lee or something? I didn't think someone would like frozen foods that much.

Posted by roadkill

Royal Rumble Number Selection

During the Royal Rumble pay per view, wrestlers will pick their Royal Rumble entry number. So if you are ordering the pay per view, they will show promos where the wrestlers pick their numbers.

This is a picture of Rey Mysterio picking his entry number prior to the 2006 Royal Rumble.

Posted by Roadkill

WWE Juice

Posted By Roadkill

I found this add for WWE's newest peice of merchandise. It is called WWE Juice. Take a look:

Feel like a wimp? Want to beat the hell out of someone? Are you Funaki? Then try WWE juice. It solves all your problems. It makes you stronger. It makes you angrier. In fact, if you are a girl, it will make you similar to a man, and if you are a man, it will make you a girl from the waist down. And if you are Funaki, say goodbye to being a cruiserweight. Just look what happened to little Johnnny after he had WWE Juice:

Wow! What a diffrence. Now I bet mean 'ol Butch won't stand a chance against him. So try WWE Juice. It isn't FDA approved , but Signature Pharmacy sells it.


I am Vince Mcmahon and I approve this message- as long as it makes my wrestlers look stronger.

A good idea for the WWE

Posted by Roadkill

I have a good idea for the WWE. Put a Shirt on Big Daddy V! It'll save he a trip to the hospital via trauma, People won't have to look at his man boobs, and Matt Stryker won't be distracted when he's managing him. Please put a shirt on Big Flabby V. God, I feel like I'm an old woman fighting against pornography tapes when I write this.

A great Match

Posted by Roadkill

Usualy CD619 does this, but forget him. He thinks that King Booker is Booker T. Wait?! What do you mean King Booker went to TNA Impact and changed his name back to Booker T. Sorry CD619. Anyway, I think a great match would be Chavo Guerrero vs. Gregory Helms would be a good match. I think Helms would win with a Shining Wizard.

Recommended websites

Posted by Roadkill



I am Roadkill, a blogger here at deadopossum.blogspot.com. I am going to recommend some good blogs to all of our fans. First, I am going to recommend my website, roadkillsblog.blogspot.com. I created it. It is a great site, and deaopossum blogs on it occasionaly. My site inspired deadopossum to make this blog. Another site I am going to recommend is my little brother's blog, thewwechatroom.blogspot.com. It is a cool site, and it looks at wrestling from a diffrent point of view. I recommend you go on this. Also, the creator of thewwechatroom.blogspot.com blogs here sometimes as majordude. He also blogged here once as vampire 13. So go on the sites. They're awesome.

This is Roadkill signing off. Stay in School.

Corner of the Undead

posted by deadpossum



The Corner of the Undead is coming tomorrow for all of you Big Daddy V haters

Royal Rumble

posted by deadpossum



Sorry I haven't been blogging for a while but I am back RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.
Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Royal Rumble. Just to let you know, my right hand man, Roadkill is coming over to my house for the Pay-Per-View along with a couple other friends who don't blog for this website. Roadkill and I will give you live coverage just as everything is happening for all you wrestling freaks who aren't getting the pay-per-view and can't wait until the next morning to know what happened. You know who you are. So, stick with us here on www.deadopossum.blogspot.com for all of your coverage. Also, if you are not liking this website, first of all, you can comment and tell me what's wrong with it. And if we don't fix it, no problem because Roadkill has his own website which is probably not as good as this one. That's why he blogs for me. But, I will give you the link, nevertheless. His website is www.roadkillsblog.blogspot.com. Until next time, goodbye.

Who's Hot and Who's not

posted by deadpossum

Remember this series?



Who's Hot

1.Jeff Hardy

2.Ric Flair

3.Jamie Noble

4.Triple H

5.Edge


Who's not

1.Chuck Palumbo

2.Mark Henry

3.Mickie James

4.Deuce

5.Domino



There you have it. Who's hot and who's not returns to this site. Comment on if you like it and always come back to this website. Don't forget about Royal Rumble live coverage right here on January 27. This is deadpossum saying: stay in school

More Wrestling Conspiracies!

POSTED BY ROADKILL

Some more conspiracies have been discovered. They are all related to WWE. Let's take a look at some.

WWE CONSPIRACY: MISSING REDNECK

Earlier this month at a house show Trevor Murdoch's tag team partner, Lance Cade, was injured at a house show. Or so he says. You see, Cade and Murdoch lost the World Tag Team titles on Raw's fifteenth anniversary special. Ever since, Cade has not been the same. He has not gotten as drunk at the bars, he has not been happy when he watches Nascar, and his neck isn't as red as it once was. While I was in Texas, I saw a man at a ranch. He was holding a sign that said: "Lance who? Never Heard of Him. I swear. Honest!". There is a picture of the man to the left. I guess he is so miserable that he would fake an injury. Well, he's probably going back to being Garrison.

LOW: THE LAWS OF WRESTLING

I, Roadkill, am going to start a new series on this blog called LOW: THE LAWS OF WRESTLING. This is where I make up the stupid rules of wrestling. Here are fifteen not so cool rules:

• If you are Big and Muscular, and your opponent is The Great Khali, the night can't until you slam him.


• Even if you are pinned in a traditional Survivor Series match, don't worry, your'e still undefeated.


• When you are rivals with Kane, there is always a gasoline canister readily availible under the ring.


• In a street fight, getting hit with a steel chair is highly inafective, but when a steel chair is used in a backstage attack, they are DEVASTATING, and CAREER ENDING.


• When Teddy Long is mad at you, be ready to fight The Undertaker.


• Jumping off a 15-foot ladder onto a flaming table is perfectly safe, but executing a piledriver is CAREER THREATNING and thus strictly forbidden.


• Your first TNA promo must include at least one slam against Vince Mcmahon.


• Sound-guys in the back always have your theme music pre-cued in case you decide to make an incredibly random run-in.


• You can blow up your bosses car, dump poop on him, kick his butt, sexualy violate his daughter, and destroy his office. He won't fire you. He'll just cost you your Royal Rumble spot and 10 matches.
• Everything hurts more when you bounce off the ropes first.
• Prisons in India don't have rooves and are made of bamboo. Yet no one escapes.
• If one of the Hardy boys are wrestling, there will automaticaly be a ladder beneath the ring.
• It is impossible to break a choke hold unless you are almost out of air.
• Certain moves labeled as finishers are highly effective, no matter stupid they are. However, if not labeled as such, they don't hurt your opponent. Not at all.
• If history and statistics are inconvienient for an angle, they never happened.

Hey, It is me!

Posted by Majordood (wwechatroom.blogspot.com)

I think the Undertaker will lose to Big Daddy V on Smackdown!

I think that... OK this is boring. what I came here for is for a message that Vickie Guerrero is at the Empire state Building. If you want to push her down the stairs, she's there. Oh, Vickie and Snitsky get a denist next week.

Rey Mysterio and Edge

I think lots of things could happen in this Rey vs. Edge rivalry. I think if Edge loses his title, it could start a Rey vs. Vickie rivalry with Edge, Zach Ryder and Curt Hawkins as Vickies posse. It could also start another Rated RKO. It could be The World Heavyweight Champion Edge, Chavo Guerrero as The ECW Champion, and the WWE Tag Team Champions Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins. They would also have Vickie Guerrero in the stable. Their enemies could be Rey Mysterio and CM Punk. You could also have Morrison and The Miz turn face and go with Rey's team. TLO could also be involved, trying to get his GM job back. It would be great. If they started this earlier, it could've been a traditional Survivor Series match.

Roadkill is blogging

The Smackdown Rant

On this weeks Smackdown we are Ranting and Raving. But mostly ranting. To start off Smackdown, we have The Undertaker. Deadman Talkin'! He says he will win the Royal Rumble. But then Big Fatty V comes out with his Boyfriend, Matt Stryker. Matt says the The Undertaker cannot win the Rumble, because there is one big diffrence this year. Well, Matt put it pretty good. There is a big diffrence this year- in weight. Then Big Flabby V goes into the ring and tries to beat The Undertaker up, but it backfires. I guess 'Taker wants to take his soul now. Man- that's a big soul.











The Opening Match is next:





The Great Khali w/Arab Bishcoff AKA Run Jun Sing or something vs. Finlay w/ Hornswoggle, sadly











Winner: The Great Khali





This was a pretty good match. Hornswoggle got the Muslim Paul Mcartny mad, and Khali beat the heck out of Finlay, only to leave the Irish stereotype Hornswoggle crying. Then Mr.Mcmahon says that next week Finlay will fight The Great Khali in a Belfast Brawl. Why do they call it a Belfast Brawl anyway. It's not in Belfast, it's not in a bar, and nobody is drunk enough to get into a fight.





Match Rating: *** out of *****











Next Edge and Vickie Guerrero are backstage. Vickie says Edge is a hero, and then starts crying. Boo Hoo! Love stinks. ED-DIE! ED-DIE! ED-DIE! Oh, sorry. We were chanting for the Latino Heat, not telling you to kill him. Oh wait, steriods already did that. Then Chavo Guerrero comes in and says that he is not ashamed of Vickie anymore, even if she still needs to go to the dentist. He says he wants Edge, Vickie, and Chavo to be a big happy family. Lovestruck and/or stupid, they believe him. They cut to a commercial with everyone with their plastered on smiles on.











We are back from commercials and now we are going to get Moore of Jimmy Wang-Yang than we can handle. That's right the next match is:











Greaser 1 and Greaser 2 w/ Cherry vs. Shanon Moore and Jimmy Wang-Yang





Winner: Shanon Moore and Jimmy Wang-Yang

Match rating:**1/2 out of *****



This was an okay match. Shanon Moore flirted with Cherry, and Jimmy Wang-Yang hit the Wang time, pinning Duece or Domino, I forgot.









After the commercial it is Silverback vs. Whatever kind of species Batista is supposed to be.









Batista vs. Mark Henry w/ no chance of winning: Best of eternety sqaush match series




Winner: Batista




Match Rating: The number of stars is the same number of times John Cena has lost a title match.




This matched was bad. Besides, how does Batista keep winning with a spinebuster?









Next is MVP's VIP lounge. With MVP's special guest, Ric Flair. MVP says that he will win at the Royal Rumble. Ric Flair disagrees. Then MVP reminds Ric about Vengence when he beat him for the United States title. C'mon MVP. Ric probably remembers that night as well as the fans remember Cafe de Renee. What? Who? Then Ric says he will correct that blemish on his career. Then Ric reminds MVP that he's beaten Harley Race. OOOOOHHHHH! Ric says that MVP isn't worthy enough to lace any legends boots. I'm not so sure. I can imagine MVP as shoeshine boy. I can even imagine him as a Wizard of Oz character. And who can't imagine him as a Power Ranger? Then Flair says that MVP reminds him of himself at a younger age. Then MVP starts to make fun of Flair's nicknames for about 30 seconds, only to get chestslapped by Flair. CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT! We cut to a commercial.



Next Match:

Michelle Mcool vs. Layla
Winner: Michelle Mcool
Match Rating: ***1/2 out of *****
This was a good match. Michelle won.

After the match, Michelle goes backstage, only to find that someone has sent her flowers. She thinks it is Jamie Noble, but it is Chuck Palumbo. Then Jamie comes toward them and says that Chuck is pathetic. Then Jamie and Chuck start to fight. Michelle yells at them and tells them to get along. We go to Commercial.

The next match is the main event:
Straight Edge and a Tiny guy with a mask vs. Regular Edge and a tiny guy who looks like a gang member
Winner: CM Punk and Rey Mysterio (DQ)
Match Rating: **** out of *****
After the match, the 3rd and 4th part of Edge's love pentagon (Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins) come out and attack CM Punk and Rey. Then the final Part of Edge's love pentagon (Chavo Guerrero) and Edge hug. That must make Zack Ryder, Curt Hawkins, and Vickie Jealous.

Moment of the night: Deadman talkin'!

Worst part of the night: The announcement that Big Daddy V will fight 'Taker next week. We all know 'Taker is going to kill him.

I'm Roadkill. Stay in School.

The Top Ten: Week of 1/14/08

Every week I rank the Top Ten Superstars in the WWE. Here are the rankings for the Week of 1/14/08:

1. Jeff Hardy. He retained the Intercontinental title and almost took out the WWE Champion- all in one week. Let's see how he does at the Rumble.
2. Edge. He got his soon to be family member an Ecw title shot. He also won a tag team match on Smackdown.
3. Chavo Guerrero. He will get an Ecw title shot on Tuesday. He also won a tag team match with Edge on Smackdown.
4. Hornswoggle. He won the Mini Royal Rumble on Raw.
5. Triple H. He will get another shot at a Royal Rumble spot on Monday. But also, did you see what he did to the Titantron?!
6. The Great Khali. He beat the living heck out of Finlay on Smackdown. On Friday, it will be Finlay vs. The Great Khali in a Belfast Brawl. I wonder who's going to win that one.
7. The Undertaker. He stood up to Big Daddy V on Smackdown. On Friday, it will be The Undertaker vs. Big Daddy V. That should be a good one.
8. JBL. He told Jericho's kids not to watch their father at Royal Rumble. He's got nerve.
9. Shelton Benjamin. He beat Nunzio on Ecw. That win got him a spot in the Royal Rumble. There "ain't no stoppin' him".
10. Ric Flair. He beat William Regal on Raw. His career will live on- but not if MVP has something to say about it.

posted by roadkill

The 2007 WWE Awards

Posted By Roadkill

I know 2007 is over, but I didn't get to do my annual WWE Awards. So I present to you:

DEADOPOSSUM.BLOGSPOT.COM'S 2007 WWE AWARDS

1st Award: The Stevie Richards Award (For the person who suprisingly stayed with the WWE for the whole year)

Nominations: Stevie Richards, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, The Boogeyman, Super Crazy, Funaki

Winner: Stevie Richards, and not because I named the Award after him. He stinks. He has no talent. And he has stayed with the WWE for another year. I bet that after the apacolypse, the only things left will be a rat, some bug, and Stevie Richards.

2nd Award: The I ain't Jucin' Award (For the wrestler who is most obviously on steriods)

Nominations: Batista, Bobby Lashley, Lance Cade, Mr.Kennedy, The Great Khali, Domino, Duece, Triple H

Winner: Definetly Bobby Lashley. Lokk at the guy. The reason he won explains itself.

3rd Award: The Stereotype Award (For the most Stereotypical wrestler)

Nominations: Hornswoggle, William Regal, Santino Marrela, Chavo Guerrero, Duece, Domino, JTG, Shad

Winner: Santino Marrela. He is Hot blooded, is a little nuts, and talks just like a siscillian guy. He obviously wins.

4th Award: The OH MY GOD YOUR FAT! Award (For the Wrestler who has gained the most weight over the course of the year)

Nominations: Lance Cade, Big Daddy V (Already Fat, though), Kane, Mark Henry (See Big Daddy V), Test

Winner: Test. Man he's gotten fat. Well, I guess the fatter you are the more ECW title shots you get. (Examples- Big Daddy V, Mark Henry...)

5th Award: The Doink The Clown Award (For the Wrestler with the worst gimmick)

Nominations: Hornswoggle, Duece and Domino, Jessie and Festus, John Morrison, The Highlanders, King Booker, Chris Masters, Santino Marrela, The Boogeyman, Val Venis, Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Winner: Jessie and Festus. They were good at first, but now they stink. It seems wrong that the WWE spent most of their money on promos for two hillbillys this year. Also, we all know that Festus can't win without retard power.

6th Award: The Give that person a push.. right into the middle of a Highway Award (For the wrestler least deserving of a push but still got one)

Nominations: Hornswoggle, Bobby Lashley, John Morrison, Chavo Guerrero, John Cena

Winner: Hornswoggle. He became Mr.Mcmahon's son, he won the Cruiserweight title, and then he qaulified for the Royal Rumble. I didn't know a Leprachaun could beat 7-foot giant either.

7th: The Diva of the Year Award (For the best Diva of the year)

Nominations: Beth Phoenix, Kelly-Kelly, Melina, Michelle Mcool, Mickie James, Candice Michelle

Winner: Beth Phoenix. She returned from her injury and won the Women's Championship in the same year. Good Job.

8th Award: The YOUR'E FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRREED Award (For the wrestler that's made the least progress over the course of the year)

Nominations: Snitsky, Funaki, Tommy Dreamer, Kenny Dykstra, Mr.Kennedy

Winner: Snitsky. He got no title shots all year. He spent all of 2007 beating the Highlanders.

9th Award: The My ears are Bleeding Award (For the wrestler with the worst entrance music)

Nominations: John Cena's Music, Rey Mysterio's Music, Bobby Lashley's Music, John Cena's Music, Batista's Music, The Highlander's Music, Snitsky's Music, Santino Marrella's Music, John Morrison's Music

Winner: Batista's Music. We don't care how many miles he's walked for and how many pits of danger he's walked inside of. His music is horrible.

10th Award: The Couple of the Year Award (For the best couple)

Nominations: Santino Marrella and Maria, Bobby Lashley and The ECW title, Edge and Vickie Guerrero, Teddy Long and Kristal, Edge and Zach Ryder and Curt Hawkins (Future Threesome- probably)

Winner: Edge and Vickie Guerrero. I don't usually get sick when I watch the new MNM make out (The new MNM: Marrella 'n' Maria), but these two are disgusting together. First of all, I thoght Edge was with Lita. Also, Vickie needs to go to the dentist. Have you seen those teeth of hers?

11th Award: The EWWWWWW! Award (For the Ugliest Diva of the year)

Nominations: Layla, Victoria, Beth Phoenix, Cherry

Winner: Victoria. My dad seriously thoght she was a man when he first saw her. I'm not joking.

12th Award: The Comeback of the year Award

Nominations: Beth Phoenix, Rey Mysterio, Triple H, The Undertaker, Edge, Chris Jericho

Winner: Triple H. He won the WWE Title as soon as he came back. That "HHHospital" really helped him.

13th Award: The Pay Per View of the year Award (For the pay per view of the year)

Nominations: Royal Rumble, Wrestlemania 23, Backlash, No Mercy, Unforgiven, Survivor Series, Armageddon

Winner: Royal Rumble. The Royal Rumble match was great. Almost all of the matches were great.

14th Award: The Match Of The Year Award (For the match of the year)



Nominations: John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels (Raw), Edge/Cena/Michaels/Orton (Backlash), The Royal Rumble Match (Royal Rumble), The Money In The Bank Ladder Match (Wrestlemania 23), Batista vs. The Undertaker (Wreslemania 23) Triple H vs. Randy Orton (Last Man Standing Match- No Mercy)



Winner: John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels (Raw). This match lasted an hour - it was an hour well spent. This match wasn't even on pay per view. Wow!



15th Award: The Worst Wrestler of the Year Award (For the worst wrestler of the year)



Nominations: Snitsky, Stevie Richards, Nunzio, Chris Masters, Jamie Noble



Winner: Snitsky. He has already won the Your'e Fired Award. That means he was the least productive wrestler of the year. As I said before, he spent all year beating

the Highlanders.



16th Award: The "We can stay friends" Award (For the break up of the year - couples can be real or fake)



Nominations: CM Punk and Maria, Chuck Palumbo and Michelle Mcool, Batista and the World Heavyweight Championship, Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan, Bobby Lashley and Kristal

Winner: Hulk Hogan and Linda Holgan. They got Divorced. Now I guess Hogan Knows Best is Over. Oh Wait...



Final Award: The You Da Bomb Award (For the wrestler of the year)


Nominations: Batista, The Undertaker, CM Punk, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Edge, Bobby Lashley, The Great Khali, Hornswoggle



Winner: Edge. He won the World heavyweight title twice this year. He also got himself two cronies and a girlfriend. Good Job.

So, That's this years WWE Awards. Keep going on this site. Stay in school.

The Next WWE Draft

Last June there was a WWE Draft. That was when they moved people from brand to brand. You see, they would do a match. Each person represented a brand. If you won, the brand you represented got a draft pick. They picked at random. They person they picked would go to that brand. After the draft, they would have a post draft on WWE.com. They do a draft either once a year or every 2 years. Here is what I think wil happen in the next draft:



WWE 2008/2009 DRAFT

1st match: Randy Orton(Raw) vs. Rey Mysterio (Smackdown)

Winner: Randy Orton

After the match Finlay goes to Raw



2nd match: Edge (Smackdown) vs. Elijah Burke (ECW) vs. Triple H (Raw)

Winner: Triple H

John Morrison Goes to Raw



3rd match: Balls Mahoney (ECW) vs. Santino Marella (Raw)

Winner: CM Punk

Kane goes to ECW



4th match: Mr.Kennedy (Raw) vs. The Undertaker (Smackdown)

Winner: The Undertaker

Umaga goes to Smackdown



5th match: Chris Jericho and Jeff Hardy (Raw) vs. Matt Stryker and Big Daddy V (ECW)

Winner: Chris Jericho and Jeff Hardy

Big Daddy V goes to Raw. After he finds that out, He beats the heck out of Jericho and Hardy.



6th match: Shawn Michaels (Raw) vs. Batista (Smackdown)

Winner: Batista

Bobby Lashley goes to Smackdown



7th match: Divas Battle Royal (Winner gets there brand a draft pick)

Winner: Kelly Kelly

Beth Pheonix goes to ECW



8th match: CM Punk (ECW) vs. Chuck Palumbo (Smackdown) vs. Carlito (Raw)

Winner: CM Punk

Mr.Kennedy goes to ECW

WWE.com Draft:

Jillian Hall goes to Smackdown
Charlie Haas goes to ECW
Matt Stryker goes to Raw
Cody Rhodes goes to Smackdown
Matt Hardy goes to Raw
Carlito goes to ECW
Snitsky goes to Smackdown
Kevin Thorn goes to Raw
Hornswoggle goes to Raw
Hardcore Holly goes to ECW
Chavo Guerrero goes to ECW
Jessie and Festus go to Raw
The Miz goes to Smackdown
Tommy Dreamer goes to Smackdown
In a future blog in the near future, I will explain how these draft picks will help the WWE.

Posted By Roadkill

A Great Match

By CD619

I think a great match would be Umaga vs. Yokozuna . At the end I think Yokozuna would counter the Samoan Drop and set up for his finisher ,but Umaga would counter that and hit the Samoan Spike for the win 

WWE Trivia

What does DX stand for?

Comment your answer.

WWE Trivia Answer

The answer for where was wrestlemania 23 held is Detroit Michigan

Lashley's Return

Word is that Bobby Lashley's shoulder injury should be fully healed in about a week. So he should return very very very soon.

A Great Match

by CD619

I think a great match would be Mr. Kennedy vs. MVP.At the end I think Mr. Kennedy would win by doing the Green Bay Plunge.

What do you think? comment

WWE Trivia

Where was Wrestlemania 23 held?

comment the answer

WWE trivia

the answer for who was the only female to win the interconnetinental champion is Chyna

WWE HD

Next weeks RAW kicks off WWE in HD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Great Match

I think a great Match Would Be Umaga vs. Rikishi.At The end i think Umaga would win by using the Samoan Spike.

What do you think? comment

WWE Trivia

by CD619

Who was the only Female to win the Intercontinental Championship?

Comment Your answer

WWE Trivia Answer

The Answer for who sings edges theme song is Alter Bridge

Wrestling Conspiracies!

A whole bunch of new conspiracies regarding the WWE have been released today. Why don't we look at some:



WWE CONSPIRACY: THE COLLISEUM

New findings have shown that the oldest Mcmahon, Vinceth, may have been one of the Roman Emperors. Don't believe me? Take a look at this advertisement on the left. It was from his time, saying that people should come to his special event in the Colisseum called Royal Rumble. It was the day he punished his enemies by making them fight other people. Well, one day, a Rattle snake from Texas bit Vinceth's daughter, Stephanieth. Vinceth was mad. So, Vinceth made the Texas Rattlesnake fight lots of animals and people. He made him fight Snakes named Jake, Gorillas named Monsoon, Hulks, and Vinceth even threw some Rocks at him. Then the Rattlesnake just dissapeared one day. But Vinceth didn't care. He was taking care of Trumpeth, the richest Roman alive. Vinceth didn't like Trumpeth, so at Vinceth's Royal Rumble, It would be Trumpeth's representative vs. Vinceth's representative. If your representative lost, you would be thrown into the pit of humiliation. When you got to the bottom, you would be shaved bald. Anyway, Vinceth's representative was some fat Samoan guy named Umageth. Trumpeth's representative was some guy named Lashleth. But they needed a special inforcer, to make sure no one got seriously hurt. (A special inforcer is stupid. One of them is going to die in the fight anyway.) The special inforcer turned out to be The Texas Rattlesnake. He screwed Vinceth out of the whole thing. Then he Kicked Vinceth in his private parts and poured beer all over his unconcious body.

NEXT CONSPIRACY: WHAT EVOLUTION REALLY DID TO RANDY ORTON

Evolution was an old stable. Its members were Triple H, Ric Flair, Batista, and Randy Orton. Randy Orton turned on Evolution in the stable's later days. But Evolution wanted revenge. So they beat the living hell out of him. Then they took his World Heavyweight Champion. But further studies show that Evolution invented a time machine and brought Randy Orton into the Age of the Dinosaurs. This was not believed by most people at first, but then Orton got into a fight with his hotel room in May.

WWE CONSPIRACY: EDGE USED A CHEAT CODE AT ARMAGEDDON

At Armageddon 2007, the final pay per view of the year, Edge won the World Heavyweight Title. As we all know, He used clones of himself to win the title. He says the clones were people in costumes, but we found this in his hotel room:

That's right. This is a cheat code. Edge used a cheat code to win the World Title. He really is the ultimate opportunist.

WWE CONSPIRACY: HBK AND OUR SAVIOR

If you have been reading the WWE HISTORY series, you would know that Judas didn't betray Our Savior (Jesus the savior- not Jericho) for 30 peices of gold, rather, Shawn Michaels Superkicked him on the famous talk show, "The Barbaras Shop". But new studiesm have shown that Jesus and Michaels get along rather well. Look at the picture on the top of the page. It is from the night of the Montreal Screwjob. I guess Micheals and Jesus got along in the end.

Posted By Roadkill

BIG NEWS!!!!!!!!

I have extremely big news regarding the WWE. There are 2 good things, and 1 bad thing. Let's start with the bad thing, and work or way up.

The Bad Thing
It has been reported that Jerry Lawler, one half of the Raw announce team, is suing Vince Mcmahon and the rest of the WWE. He is suing them because of some junk about his contract. He can't wrestle in a match because he is an announcer or something. It is a really stupid reason to sue someone. It doesn't have to do with money or anything, so why sue?

THE EXTREMELY GOOD EXTRA FANTASTIC THING(S)
I have great news. The WWE has signed former TNA superstar,"The Truth" Ron Killings. Ron protected Pac-Man Jones when he was with TNA. Him and Jones later formed team pac-man. I think he will do great in WWE. Also, WWE has re-signed former ECW Champion, The Big Show! I think he will become ECW Champion once again.

Posted By Roadkill

The Top Ten: Week of 1/6/08

Every week, I will rank who the top ten superstars in the WWE. Here are my rankings for the week of 1/6/08:

10: Triple H- He beat the heck out of William Regal on Raw. Nice Going, Triple H.
9: Batista- He beat MVP via countout on Smackdown. Then he attacked MVP after the match.
8: Finlay- He qaulified for the royal rumble and protected Hornswoggle in the same night.
7: Kane- He beat Duece on Smackdown.
6: John Morrison and The Miz- They won their fifteen minutes of fame match on ECW.
5: Cm Punk- Chavo will not get a title shot at Royal Rumble because CM Punk beat him on ECW.
4: Hornswoggle- He qualified for the Royal Rumble and beat Run-Jun Singh in an arm wrestling match. Pretty good for a Leprachaun.
3: Mick Foley- He and Hornswoggle beat the Highlanders on Raw. They both qualified for the Royal Rumble.
2: The Undertaker- He beat Mark Henry and Matt Stryker in a handicapped match. Then he beat up Big Daddy V and Mark Henry after the match.
1: Jeff Hardy- He beat Umaga in a steel cage match on Raw. I think he will be WWE champ soon. Definetly at The Rumble.


Posted by Roadkill

ECW News

On ECW Edge will do his talkshow, the Cutting Edge. His guest is unknown. Also on ECW, Shelton Benjamin will fight in a Royal Rumble qaulifying match. His opponent is unknown. And for the main event, Chavo Guerrero will face CM Punk. If Chavo wins, he gets an ECW title shot at Royal Rumble. This has been the main event on ECW for the past 2 weeks.






Posted By Roadkill

King of the RIng

posted by deadpossum


I did a King of the Ring tournament in Smackdown vs raw 2008 here's how it went:

1st round

Mr. Kennedy
winner: Mr. Kennedy
JTG


Carlito
winner: Snitsky
Snitsky


MVP
winner: Jeff Hardy
Jeff Hardy


Mark Henry
winner: Mark Henry
Umaga

















Kane


winner:Finlay
Finlay












Chavo Guerrero


winner: Chavo Guerrero


Ric Flair








Marcus Cor Von


winner: Marcus Cor Von


Shad








Batista


winner: Batista


Tommy Dreamer











2nd round







Mr. Kennedy

winner:Snitsky

Snitsky







Jeff Hardy

winner: Mark Henry

Mark Henry







Finlay

winner:Chavo Guerrero

Chavo Guerrero





Marcus Cor Von

winner: Batista

Batista



Semi-finals (round 3)

Down to 4 in the King of the Ring.





Snitsky

winner: Mark Henry

Mark Henry







Chavo Guerrero

winner: Batista

Batista



finals


Mark Henry
winner: Batista
Batista


Batista wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Now, he gets a shot at the World Heavieweight Championship but it will be an Elimination Chamber and he will enter 5th, the champ will enter last. Other competitors are random. Wink Wink.


Elimination Chamber for the World Heaviewieght Championship.


Entering first is Jeff Hardy
Entering second is Shawn Michaels
Entering third is Randy Orton
Entering fourth is Triple H
Entering fifth is Batista
Entering sixth is Rey Mysterio

Eliminated first is Jeff Hardy via ddt by Triple H
Eliminated second is Shawn Michaels via Hurricanarana Pin by Rey Mysterio
Eliminated third is Randy Orton via Tap out to a Bear Hug by Batista
Eliminated fourth is Batista via Elbow drop by Rey Mysterio
Eliminated fifth is Triple H via rollup by Rey Mysterio
winner:Rey Mysterio

Best of the week: Week of 1/6/08

Posted by Roadkill

Every week I will pick one or two superstars from each brand. They will be the brand's "Best of the Week". Here is the first enstallment of best of the week.



ECW'S BEST OF THE WEEK:
The Miz and John Morrison. They won their fifteen minutes of fame match against the Redneck and the Reject. These two cannot be stopped.

RAW'S BEST OF THE WEEK:
Jeff Hardy. Not many people can survive a steel cage match. Not many people can beat Umaga. Jeff did both of those things in one night.

SMACKDOWN'S BEST OF THE WEEK:
The Undertaker. He beat Matt Stryker and Mark Henry in a handicapped match. Then he fended off Mark Henry and Big Daddy V.

Sprint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by deadpossum




I did a beat the clock sprint in Smackdown vs raw 2008. Here's how it went:



Shad vs William Regal (Shad wins in 6:31 via DDT)
Mark Henry vs King Booker(no decision time out)
Marcus Cor Von vs JTG(no decision time out Cor Von was going for his finisher at the end but time ran out 6:31 stands...for now.)
Finlay vs Gregory Helms(Finlay defeats Gregory Helms via Celtic Cross in 5:45)
Undertaker vs Kenny Dykstra(no decision time out)
The Great Khali vs Randy Orton(no decision time out 5:45 still stands with two matches to go)
Kane vs Mr.Kennedy(no decision time out)
Batista vs Edge(no decision time out)
Finlay wins but now he has to take on Rey Mysterio for the WWE CHAMPIONSHIP



Finlay vs Rey Mysterio for the WWE CHaMPIONSHIP



play by play:match starts. Finlay on the offense first. Rey tries to build offense but finlay reverses into a samoan drop, Rey reverses. Finlay has abdominal stretch locked in. Rey with a beautiful kick to the head. And another. Finlay throws the ref at rey. Rey with a nice DDT. Finlay comes back with a chicken wing. Rey to the top rope...moonsault. Rey with a ice dropkick from the top. Fight is taken out of the ring. Three amigos by Rey. But a rip to the eye by Finlay. Fight is taken into the ring again. Rollup by Rey 1...2...kick out. Rey to the top moonsault. pin. 1...2...kickout poke to the eye by Finlay. 619 619. PIN. 1...2...3 Rey Mysterio retains the WWE Championship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Hope you liked it. Next time I will do a King of the Ring......................................................................


Until next time goodbye.

A Great Match

by CD619

i think a great match would be goldberg vs brock lesner. at the end i think brock would win by using the F5.

What do you think?comment

Roadkill's Wrestlemania Ideas

I'm Roadkill, a blogger on this website. Here are my Wrestlemania 24 predictions:

1st Match: Mr. Kennedy vs. Bobby Lashley (This is Lashley's return match)
Winner: Bobby Lashley
How: Lashley spears Kennedy through a closed table lying on the turnbuckle.

2nd Match: United States Championship - MVP vs. Matt Hardy (Matt Hardy making his return)
Winner: Matt Hardy
How: Twist of Fate

3rd match: 8 - Man Money in the Bank Match: Tommy Dreamer vs. Hornswoggle vs. Carlito vs. Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Chuck Palumbo vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero
Winner: Chris Jericho
How: Throws Chavo Guerrero off of the ladder and grabs the Breif Case.

4th match: Women's Championship: Melina vs. Candice Michelle vs. Mickie James vs. Beth Phoenix
Winner: Candice Michelle
How: Hits the move that injured her. She does it correctly this time. Then she gives Beth Phoenix her finisher.

5th match: The Undertaker vs. Big Daddy V, Mark Henry, and Matt Stryker
Winner: The Undertaker
How: The Undertaker Chokeslams Matt Stryker and Big Daddy V at the same time.

6th match: ECW Championship: CM Punk vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. John Morrison vs. Elijah Burke - Extreme rules match
Winner: Shelton Benjamin
How: T-Bone suplex onto an opened up steel chair.

7th match: Cruiserweight championship open - Chavo Guerrero vs. Jimmy Wang Yang vs. Funaki vs. Jamie Noble vs. Gregory Helms vs. Nunzio
Winner: Jimmy Wang Yang
How: Wang time to Nunzio

8th match: WWE Championship: Randy Orton vs. Jeff Hardy
Winner: Jeff Hardy
How: Randy Orton trys to kick Jeff in the head, but Jeff gets Orton in a roll-up.

9th match: Wrestlemania monster mash match - elimanation by being put through a table: Kane vs. Kevin Thorn vs. Snitsky vs. The Great Khali
Winner: Kane
How: A Chokeslam to Khali through a table.

Main Event: World Heavyweight Championship: Batista vs. Edge - Street Fight
Winner: Batista
How: Batista bomb onto the steel steps.

Well, that is my version of Wrestlemania 24. I hope you liked it.

Roadkill's Royal Rumble Predictions

Hi. I am Roadkill, one of the five bloggers here at Deadopossum.blogspot.com.Here are my Royal Rumble 2008 predictions:

First match: JBL vs. Chris Jericho
Winner: Jericho
How: Jericho ducks the closeline from Hell and gets JBL in a roll-up

Second Match: World Heavyweight Championship - Edge vs. Rey Mysterio
Winner: Edge
How: The Edge-Heads trip Rey while he is going for the 619. Edge spears Rey when he gets up.

Third Match: MVP vs. Ric Flair - Career threatning match
Winner: Ric Flair
How: MVP misses the boot to the head. Batista, who would be managing Flair, distracts the ref, so Flair low blows MVP. Then he gives MVP the Figure-Four Leg Lock.

Fourth Match: WWE Championship - Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton
Winner: Jeff Hardy
How: Jeff Hardy reverses the RKO into a Twist of Fate. Then he hits the Swanton Bomb and pins Orton.

Main Event: The Royal Rumble Match
Winner: Randy Orton/Jeff Hardy - Whoever loses the WWE title match
How: That depends. If it is Orton in the match and not Jeff Hardy, Orton and Kane will probably the last two people. Orton would break the chokeslam, then he would throw Kane over the top rope. If it is Jeff Hardy in the Rumble, I think he, Umaga, and Kevin Thorn will be left. Thorn would elimanate Umaga. Jeff Hardy would be down and out. Thorn would go for the crucifix. Jeff would escape the hold. Then he will elimanate Thorn like Beniot elimanated The Big Show. Oh wait! We're supposed to pretend that Beniot never existed because we don't want the media up WWE's butt again. Sorry!!!!!

Vampire 13's Predictions for Wrestlemania 24

At Wrestlemania 24,I have predictions for the following matches:

I think the Undertaker and Kane will defeat Mark Henry and Big Daddy V.

Then, I think Batista will challenge MVP for the United States Championship the following week after they meet tonight on Smackdown!. I think Batista will win the US title.

Then, I think they will have a Battle Royal for the vacated Cruiserweight championship. I think Jamie Noble will win the match after eliminating Jimmy Wang Yang.

Mr. Kennedy will once again be Mr. Money in the bank.

Edge will defend his title against Rey Mysterio and Rey Mysterio will win.

Then, I think CM Punk will defend his title against Chavo Guerrero. Chavo Guerrero will win after using the rope for leverge.

Then, I think Ric Flair will face The Great Khali in a career threatening match. Ric Flair will win after Finlay hits his shillelagh to the jaw of Khali.

Vickie Guerrero will make a surprise match. The match is...
Hornswoggle vs. William Regal with special referee...The little Boogyman!

Horswoggle wins after a tadpole splash.

The main event is John Cena's return against Randy Orton. John Cena wins after reversing the RKO into a STFU and John Cena wins.

Well I hpoed you liked my spoilers. For more of this, you can go to my website called thewwechatroom.blogspot.com.

Posted by Vampire 13

Who is the greatest superstar of all time

posted by deadpossum

Some people say it is Stone Cold, some say The Rock, some say Hulk Hogan. The list goes on and on but the happy and possibly sad truth is it is John Cena. Whatever way you look at it, Cena leads to the top. He has beaten the Undertaker, who has beaten Hulk Hogan, who has beaten The Rock, who has beaten Stone Cold, who has beaten Kane, who has beaten Triple H. So, sadly for me, because I am not a big Cena fan, he is THE GREATEST SUPERSTAR OF ALL TIME.

New Findings in Judas' betrayal of Jesus

New findings have shown that Judas did not turn Christ in for 30 peices of silver. He blindsided the savior (the savior Jesus- not Chris Jericho) with a trecherous Superkick, before throwing him into the stained glass window of the interview show, "The Barbaras shop". Shawn Michaels is taking interest in this, so I said to him "Shawn, this picture of Judas looks an awful like you. And Jesus was Superkicked. Did you have anything to do with this." His highly unintellegant reply was, "Like my entrance music says, I'm just a sexy boy. I couldn't have done anything." On his way out he walked past a picture of Jesus. I swear I could see the picture giving Shawn the finger. HMM..........

Posted by roadkill

Breaking News: WWE David vs. Goliath storyline called a BOLD FACED LIE

David vs. Goliath

Evidence (and common sense, damn it), have revealed that WWE's David vs. Goliath storyline is a "Bold Faced Lie". In the bible story, Goliath defeated David in a sqaush match. And if he didn't, well, he should have. It's a know fact that in certain circles David couldn't work Philistine style and he relied too much on props like slingshots. Did I forget to mention that Goliath was a darn giant.

Posted by Roadkill

Martin "Rob" Van Buren

This is a photo of our 8th president, Martin "Rob" Van Buren

In 1836, Martin "Rob" Van Buren was elected president. After his infamous inaguration speech where he said that "dude" wasn't the only word in his vocabulary (fun fact: it was), he was caught doing drugs with Vice President Sabu Burr. He was also penalized for not wearing a shirt while he traveled. This was a big "no-no" for respected gentlemen at the time.

Posted by Roadkill

The Salem Cruiserweight trials

This is the only known photo from the Salem Cruiserweight trials

In 1692 Salem, Massachusettes put an end to their infamous "Salem Cruiserweight Trials". It was speculated that individuals under 6 feet tall and weighing less than 200 pounds were sentenced to death for "dark wrestling knowledge" which in most cases, left the ground. They either had to use credible holds like spinbusters, or be burned on a post. All of the Cruiserweights stood up for their style of wrestling and died, making the Cruiserweight championship no more. Idiots.

Posted by Roadkill

Wrestling Trivia

by CD619

What does HHH mean?

Comment the answer . i will say the answer tomorrow.

Royal Rumble

 January 27 is the Royal Rumble. Me CD619 will be at the Royal Rumble and Deadopossum and roadkills will buy it on ppv.We will tell you what happens so stay on this blog from 7 45 to 11 00

A Great Match

by CD619

The Rock vs. John Cena. I think it would be a great match . In the end i think The Rock would win by countering the FU and using the Rock Bottom and using the Peoples Elbow for the pin.

what do you think? comment me

Who's Hot and Who's not

posted by deadpossum

This is a brand new series which I will post every week. It is about who is on a hot streak (who's hot) and who is on a cold streak (who's not). Without further ado let me tell you who is hot and who is not.:

Who's Hot Who's Not
1.Jeff Hardy Batista
2.Rey Mysterio Chuck Palumbo
3.Ric Flair Umaga
4.Jamie Noble Carlito
5.Jimmy Wang Yang MVP

No Way Out Elimanation Chamber

Posted by Roadkill



At No Way 2008, the pay per view after Royal Rumble, there will be an elimanation chamber to determine the #1 contender for either the WWE title or the World title (depending on who wins the Royal Rumble). The winner will get a title shot at Wrestlemania. If the Chamber is a #1 Contender's match for the WWE title, here is how I think it would go:



Elimanation Chamber (Winner gets a WWE title shot at Wrestlemania): Chris Jericho, Mr.Kennedy, Triple H, JBL, Shawn Michaels, and Jeff Hardy/Randy Orton (Whoever lost the WWE title match at Royal Rumble)



Order of elimanation: Chris Jericho (Pinned after a Kenton Bomb), Mr.Kennedy (Pinned after a Super Kick to the neck), JBL (Pinned after Pedigree), Shawn Michaels (Pinned after RKO/Twist of Fate) Triple H (Pinned after RKO/Twist of Fate)

WINNER: Jeff Hardy/ Randy Orton



If the Elimanation Chamber was a #1 contender's match for the world heavyweight title, it would be an interpromotional match between Smackdown and ECW. Here is how I think it would go:

Elimanation Chamber (Winner gets a world heavyweight title shot at Wrestlemania): Big Daddy V, The Undertaker, Kane, Batista, Kevin Thorn, CM Punk

Order of Elimanation: Kevin Thorn (Taps out to Anaconda Vise), Kane (pinned after being Samoan Dropped by Big Daddy V), CM Punk (pinned after a Batista Bomb), Batista (pinned after a Tombstone) Big Daddy V (pinned after a Chokeslam)

Winner: The Undertaker

Before you go I want you to know that there really will be a #1 contender's elimanation chamber at No Way Out. This is not just an idea.

A Great Match

By Cd619

I am Starting a series about what i think matches shoud be.

Edge vs. Randy Orton  no DQ match for WWE Championship.I think the end edge Would Win by spearing  him off the titantron.

comment on who you think would win

Points

posted by deadpossum

I got an idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just made a game. You pick 5 wrestlers from Raw, 5 from Smackdown, and 2 from ECW. If they win a match you get 5 points if they lose a match you lose 5 points. If 4 of your superstars are out of action that week, you lose.I made rosters for myself. This is what they look like:

Raw ECW Smackdown
Jeff Hardy CM Punk Batista
Triple H Big Daddy V Undertaker
HBK Rey Mysterio
Hardcore Holly Jimmy Wang Yang
Chris Jehrico Kane

ECW needs saving

posted by deadpossum

ECW needs saving and here are the superstars who I think will help them:
Edge
Triple H
HBK
Jeff Hardy
Rey Mysterio
and Umaga

yo yo yo This website is officialy running!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am dead possum. We will also have other bloggers One is warthog and one is roadkill. They will tell you who is posting. see you