The first Monthly Savagies!

Posted By Roadkill

Starting now, I will have a monthly WWE Awards show. I will call it: THE SAVGIES! Here are the Savagies for February, 2008:

1st Savagie: The Funaki Award (for the wrestler that has been used the least for the month/ most ignored)

Nominees: Chris Jericho, Mike Knox, Mr.Kennedy, MVP, Batista, Funaki

Savagie goes to: Mike Knox. We only saw him on ECW when he went there for a cup of Kofi.

2nd Savagie: The John Cena Award (for the wrestler that is getting an out-of nowhere push)

Nominees: The Undertaker, Rey Mysterio, Kofi Kingston, Tommy Dreamer, John Cena.

Savagie goes to: John Cena. He got a title shot the night he returned. The WWE really must know what their fans want.

3rd Savagie: The best PPV Award (for the best PPV. From any month)

Nominees: No Way Out, Royal Rumble, ROH Man Up

Savagie goes to: ROH Man Up. It's not a WWE PPV, but still, it was good. But "Man Up". That's just an urban Clique. I'd rather name a PPV, "You Done, Son", or "Check Yo' self before you Rickety-Wreck yo' self".

Final Savagie: The lost Gimmick award (for the wrestler who's gimmick has been forgotten)

Nominees: CM Punk, Kane, Matt Stryker, John Cena

Savagie goes to: Kane. He hasn't burned anyone in a whole year. He's below Status Quo.

Theme Songs

Posted By roadkill

Alright. The WWE Theme music has gotten a little out of hand lately. The music was good, but then something happened. Something so bad, it caused a hole in the fabric of time (kinda like the one Khali tears after every match). Candice's Michelle's music changed from a seductive song that made no sense into a song you would hear at a 7th grade dance. "Lemme show ya how to move yo' body body body body". That got annoying. Then Jeff Hardy's music went from a great song into a pop tune written by a guy who probably spends his days doing weed and trying to catch the "dragon". It says, "Can you see the writing on the walls". Yeah, I see it. It says that Jeff needs a bigger push and that you can't write a song. Then Mr.Kennedy's song was changed. It didn't really change, though. It just went a lot faster. I passed out when I tried to sing it. But worst of all, Finlay's music went from "My name is Finlay, and I love to fight", into some song you will hear on St.Patty's day. That's like Triple H coming out to Ol' Mcdonald. I hate these songs, but here are some more songs that I want changed:

Jillian Hall's music. It sounds like a song from Lillian Garcia's album.

Khali's song. They should change it to something like "HASHUM HASHUM HAAAAASHUMMM". It would make his song seem more realistic.

Edge's song. "You think you know me". Actually, we do know you. You wrote a tell all book a few moons ago. Might wanna change the words to that jingle.

A song on Lillian Garcia's album. Which one you ask? All of them. ALL OF THEM!

John Cena. No one likes a white rapper. Except Eminem, though. He was good. Unlike M, Cena is white trash.

Wrestling Answer

BY CD619

I posted this question earlier:

Which ECW Superstar beat Brock Lesnar in a high school wrestling match?

Here is the answer:

Shelton Benjamin

Wrestling Trivia

Posted by CD619

Which ECW Superstar beat Brock Lesnar in a high school wrestling match?

Wrestlemania 24 Original Plans Revealed!

Posted by Roadkill

Breaking News! New developements show that the WWE had other plans for Wrestlemania 24, ones that were unused. Let's observe them:

After defeating everyone on the WWE roster at least 3 times, SuperCena needs a Wrestlemania opponent. One that will give the Krypton native a run for his money. My suggestion would be to make him watch every PPV he's ever headlined. Then he would know what it feels like to lose. But the WWE had diffrent plans. They realized than no man on this earth could beat Cena, but what about on another earth? So they decide to go the extra mile, to create a hole in the fabric of time (sorta like the won Khali creates after every match). So they got Mirror World Cena. The reason this could not happen at 'Mania is because the WWE would have to charge us 1 million a PPV. Why? This was also going to be broadcast in The Mirror world. Over there, Wrestling is their pastime whereas Baseball is just a sport filled with Steriods. Also, it was discovered that this Cena owns a Seg-way and plays Chess all day. He also loses every match and never over-comes the odds. But if this match did happen, Regular Cena would win, thus sending the other Cena and everyone else with a Goatee into the Mirror World. (Jim Niedhart is shaving as we speak.)

After getting a world title shot at every mile in every pit of danger, DAVE is left without a Wrestlemania opponent. Until now. Remember that Promo Batista did before Summerslam about Khali and the Basketball? Don't remember? It was the- oh wait, they're all bad. Anyway, the Basketball is mad at BAUTISTA for his slanderous remarks. Batista asks King Booker,"What am I supposed to do with a big inatimate obeject that has to be carried?" Booker's response: "Know you know what I feel like when I have to wrestle you".

It's the battle of the giants as Khali faces Andre! Khali is 7 foot 3, and Andre is a whopping 75 feet! That's only because road agents lined his bones up in a row. There was some talk that this match couldn't be done but Vince came to save the day. "Andre is dead, but he is still faster than Khali, so he will surely be able to hold his own", Vince said. "I am not worried about Andre's health either, because he is already dead and cannot be killed in the ring like he was at Wrestlemania 3."

Not much to say. Triple H, like Cena, has pinned every mid-carder and tag team in the history of the WWE. So why not do it again. So this year, Triple H will face the entire tag team division and a tank in a handicapped match. But Triple H has non-human powers, so the tag teams would all Pedigree themselves. Then Triple H would run them all over with the Tank. He would then destroy the Tank with his Sledgehammer. He would spine-buster all of the Tag Teams and then pin them all SLOWLY. Why does HUNTER pin all of them? He thinks about the future. A future where he pins new people. Just 'cause he feels like it.

Like Cena, Lashley is big and Muscular, so he needs an opponent to over come the odds against. What better to over come the odds against than a Vegas Slot machine! I know, it's horrible. Don't be shocked when The Machine cuts a better promo than Lashley.

What better to headline Wrestlemania than the unfinished feud between Mcmahon and God? Anything else. God will win. Mcmahon can't beat God. He'll strike him with lightning or something. Besides, God is still mad about thier last fued. Why do you think Benoit- I mean THE GUY WHO NEVER EXISTED died?

Wrestlemania couldn't be Wrsetlemania without the Hall of Fame ceremony. With no Holgans or Warriors this year, who else to induct into the hall of fame but The Where's The Beef Lady? With countless contibutions to the company (countless because you can't count under zero), she has earned her spot into the hall of fame. She's dead though, so representing her will be Mae Young, because she's old and- well, she's old.

Smackdown Spoilers: For 2/29/08 episode

Posted by Roadkill

Here are the Smackdown Spoilers (courtesy of http://roadkillsblog.blogspot.com ):

The show starts with no pyro, there are two local jobbers (referred to as nobodies) already in the ring. The Big Show’s music hits as he gets a pop from the crowd. A total squash match occurs with Big Show winning after hitting one of the local guys (referred to as a Hacksaw Jim Duggan lookalike) in the face.

After the squash match, Big Show gets on the mic and says that there is a rumor that Floyd Mayweather is going to face Oscar De La Hoya in September. He says that rumor is false because he is going to crush Mayweather at WrestleMania XXIV.

Jimmy Wang Yang & Shannon Moore defeated Deuce & Domino via pinfall. Cherry came out with Deuce & Domino. Jimmy made the pin after a second moonsault from the top rope.
There is a backstage vignette with WWE World Heavyweight Champion Edge and Vickie Guerrero. They talk about leaving the United States and moving to Canada. They go to make out but Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins interrupt and say that Edge has to take care of Undertaker. Edge tells Zack that it is his job to do tonight to Zack’s disarray.

Chuck Palumbo defeated Jamie Noble via pinfall. Michelle McCool accompanied Noble to the ring. The match was back and forth but Palumbo hit the Overdrive to collect the victory. Sporadic “Chuck” chants are heard amongst some in attendance.

Maryse is backstage with Vickie Guerrero. Batista walks in and asks her if he can represent SmackDown in the match for brand superiority at WrestleMania. After Maryse whispers something in her ear, Vickie says yes. Therefore it’s Umaga vs. Batista in a Raw vs. SmackDown match for WrestleMania.

Undertaker vs. Zack Ryder is announced for later in the night.

Batista & Kane defeated MVP & The Great Khali via pinfall. Lots of tag team action between the four competitors. At one point Batista gives a pretty stiff beating to MVP. MVP finally is able to get the tag and eventually The Great Khali gets the best of Batista. Once Khali re-establishes control, he tags back in MVP. Batista is finally able to tag Kane in but Khali & MVP are said to be dominating. The action continues to go back and forth but it ends up being between The Great Khali and Batista. Batista hit the spear and was able to get the victory.

Eve Torres comes to the ring and hypes the upcoming WWE Hall of Fame ceremony. They run the Peter Maivia/Rocky Johnson piece that ran on Raw.

Jesse & Festus defeat The Miz & John Morrison via pinfall. Before the match The Miz and Morrison showed the dirt sheet making fun of Jesse and Festus. This is a non-title match. Festus is able to hit his finisher on Morrison with The Miz on the outside. Festus is able to pin Morrison. After the match, Miz and Morrison argue in the ring.

Big Daddy V defeats Ball Mahoney in a squash match. Matt Striker came to the ring with Big Daddy V for the squash.

After the match, The Undertaker comes out and takes out Big Daddy V. He chokeslams Balls. He then calls out World Heavyweight Champion Edge and tells him to bring out his minion to his yard and that they’ll both rest in peace. One of our correspondent notes that they may make it appear as if Undertaker came out of nowhere because Undertaker walked down the ramp with smoke and flames going.

The Undertaker defeats Zack Ryder via submission. The match starts with The Undertaker completely dominating the match. He goes for a chokeslam on Ryder but Curt Hawkins (who came out with Ryder) distracts the referee. Ryder hits a low blow on Undertaker. The blow is not enough as Undertaker is able to regain control and win the match by making Ryder tap, presumably in the triangle choke. Edge hits the ring with Ryder and Hawkins as they try to beat on Undertaker. Undertaker takes care of Ryder and Hawkins with two chokeslams and a double triangle choke, Edge retreats to the outside. Kane and Batista come out and throw Edge back into the ring to Undertaker. Undertaker takes out Edge and holds the World Heavyweight Championship above his head as the show goes off the air. One of our correspondents noted that Hawkins was busted open and Undertaker apparently licked his blood.

Blast from the past PPV recapitation: Randomly picked PPV

Posted by Roadkill

I know there are lots of new viewers/readers (whatever you wanna be called) so I will explain this all before I write. Ocassionally, I, Roadkill recap old Pay Per Views. Usually I pick the Pay Per View I am recapping, but today, the PPV will be randomly picked by our own DEADGUY 1313, of "The Corner of the Undead". (Sometimes I write the Corner of the undead for him).

Roadkill: Hey deadguy1313.

Deadguy 1313: If you're Roadkill, why aren't you dead yet?

Roadkill: Dude, our boss' name is deadpossum. You never ask him that question.

Deadguy 1313: That's cause I like to piss you off until you go a little nuts.

Roadkill: Anyway, pick the PPV. The fans are waiting.

Deadguy 1313: Okay, just pray that you don't get The Great American Bash.

Roadkill: From which year?

Deadguy 1313: Does it matter? We're talking about The Great American Bash.

Roadkill: And the winner is...

Deadguy 1313: The Great American Bash 2005.

Roadkill: DAMN IT!!!!!!

Welcome to The Great American Bash. The biggest waste of $40 in the history of the earth. Anyway, since tonight is Muhammed Hassan's final match, the following is a tribute to him:

MAY ALLAH HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL

MUHAMMED HASSAN: 2004- 2005

Anyway, no one really cares about him, and I know some of you probably can't see that reel, so ONTO THE SHOW! We start off the show with Hugo and Carlos, the 2 people who have never thought of moving their announce table. Then we see Cole, who says that this PPV is an American tradition. Even though it was invented not even a year ago. Then he says that this is free for our troops over seas. If the WWE was smart, they would give this to the Iraqi troops for free. After 3 hours of this, I would surrender.

1st match: Legion of Doom, I mean LOD 200, I mean Animal and Hawkinreich? vs. MN w/M: Tag Team titles

Man, those shoulder pads make animal look like that guy from the longest yard. Anyway, MNM comes out with their belts in their pants, making it look like they're uhh... um... "hanging brain". It's a wonder how these 2 aren't gay. Wait, Mercury doesn't have a girlfriend. Hmmm...

I wonder what would happen if MNM challenged the original LOD. It would be an elimanation tag match. MNM would win. Hawk was already elimanated by steriods anyway. Anyway, Hedenreich and Animal dominate, just like in every match. Animal goes for the pin, and gets it.

Winners and NEW champion: Hedenreich and Animal. I wouldn't hold those belts after what MNM just did with them. Anyway, Animal points to the ceiling, thanking the late Hawk. Funny, I didn't know Hawk was buried in the Arena rafters!

Backstage, Eddie Guerrero wants Dominic Mysterio to manage him. Dominic isn't even his son. Nor are they related. Oh man. This guy wants to show Dominic some Latino Heat.

2nd: Booker T w/ Sharmell vs. Christain w/o Push

Anyway, this match starts off. These 2 might as well be in a rock Rock, Paper, Scissors (kick) game, because no one cares about these 2 wrestlers. Except Sharmell and Tomko, but they're not in WWE anymore, are they? ARE THEY? Booker dominates early, and Michael Cole actually says that he is 5 and 1 at The Bash. Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't know that The Great American Bash was that important. I hate Michael Cole. He once called a steel cage a carnivore. (Yes, a carnivore. One who has taste for man meat. Like Matt Stryker.) With that said, Tazz mentions that the crowd loves Christian because he is a Canadian, just like them. Even though this PPV is from Buffalo, New York. Christain gets the advantage by using the ref as a sheild. Geez, his name is CHRISTAIN. You'd think he wouldn't cheat, but talk about John 3:16 like Jake the Snake did. A few moves are hit, both men fight outside, Booker wins with a Scissors kick.

Winner: Booker T. After the match, Sharmell does some stereotypical Hip-Hop dancing to celebrate. Well, this is the company that gives a guy a leprachaun just 'cause he's Irish. Speaking of Finlay, I wonder what he's doing for St.Patty's day. I beat he's got a box of Guiness all ready for usage in the basement.

Backstage, Melina is going on and on about Animal and Hawk, I mean Hedienreich. Well, MNM will probably regain the titles, being that they're the only good tag team on the roster.

3rd match: THE GUY WHO NEVER EXISTED vs. Orlando Jordan: U.S. Title at stake

This is fun. Now I can make all the Benoit jokes I want. Anyway, Cole says that Orlando is the WWE's best athlete. Just 'cause he can run fast and he's good at Lacrosse. Anyway, The guy who never walked the face of the earth dominates against OJ a bit. Hey, Benoit and OJ. Two vicous, ruthless, killers. The only diffrence is that Benoit went nuts over the WWE Juice, and OJ went crazy over... he just went crazy. Anyway, Orlando made the guy who never won the 2004 Royal Rumble match bleed from the neck. Well, it all goes full circle. Benoit bleeds from the neck, then his wife does in June, then his son does the next day, then he does the day after that. Hey, if WWE caught the "OJ" in Jordan's name before he retired, they could've had Torrie Wilson murdered, and they could've made him the culprit. The case is closed when JBL tells of the night when he stayed as a guest in his mansion. Anyways, THE GUY THAT WASN'T HERE hits the SUPLEX THAT NEVER EXISTED, followed by the FLYING HEAD-BUTT THAT NEVER EXISTED followed by THE 2-COUNT THAT NEVER EXISTED. Then Jordan shoves Benoit into an exposed turnbuckle, getting the roll-up pin. I mean the ROLL-UP THAT NEVER EXITED.

Winner and still U.S. champ: Orlando Jordan. Man, WWE wants to forget about Benoit. Why did he achieve so much greatness? It just made it harder for the WWE to forget his legacy.

We get a video montage of the next match, the Undertaker vs. Muhammed Hassan. The winner will get a title shot at Summerslam. No, I'm just lying. The loser will be sent to OVW and later released. I'm serious on that one.

4th match: Muhammad Hassan w/ Davairi and some stereotypical illegal arms (not joking) vs. The Undertaker: Hell In A Cell

Undertaker killed Muhammad. Almost.

Winner: The Undertaker. Well, I guess since Muhammed is always being stereotypical about his religion, we will see this toomorrow at 9:00 (no offense to anyone):

I am a bad person. Anywho, after the match, Torrie Wilson is backstage and says that she loves gril ower but she is also a bit dirty. So she'll burn her bra but show you what's under it at the same time.

5th match: Mexicools w/ John Deers vs. BWO w/ big wheels

Juvientuvads or whatever the hell her name is starts things off with Simon Dean err- NOVA. Then Nova (cough *DEAN SIMON DEAN* cough) makes a tag to Stevie Richards, who tries to rallie but is Moonsaulted by SuperCrazy for the pin.

Winners: The Mexicools

Loser: That guy who jobbed to Stevie Richards on ECW. A big, bulky guy like you can't get the job done, but a tiny mexiacn dude who kinda likes Tequila can? I am ashamed. Back to OVW for you.

Backstage, Rey Mysterio and Dominic share a moment. And a wardrobe, hopefully. I'll be damned if Dominic can't fit into Rey's tights.

6th match: Rey Mysterio w/ Son vs. Eddie Guerrero w/o his son that is Rey's but is his because the WWE said so.

The stipualtion for this match was that if Eddie won, Rey's secret (that he is Dominic's real dad) will be revealed. If Rey won, they could live a life of swinging off of things and accidentally kicking each other. Anyway, to make a long story short (or in Rey's case, a short story long), Eddie hit all of his finishers, but Rey rolled him up. No 619. This is why I hate this PPV.

Winner: Rey Mysterio. The secret is SAFE-even though Eddie tells it on Smackdown.

7th match: Torrie Wilson vs. Melina: Bra and Panties match/ specail ref Candice Michelle

The reason this match happened was because Melina wanted to embarass Playboy Playmate Torrie Wilson. So she figured the best way to do that was by stripping her naked. Hmm...

Winner: Melina. Then Melina strips Candice, and Candice strips Melina. That's what Pervs love about Bra and Panties matches. We're all winners. Even the losers.

Main Event: Batista vs. JBL: World Heavyweight Championship match

It was the worst main event in WWE history. Just like every Bash's Main Event.

Winner: Batistaaaaaaaaa! HHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAHHHHHUGGGGH! END SHOW

Wrestlemania: I guess the night's best match was Rey Mysterio vs. Eddie Guerrero. Rey won, But Eddie just tells Rey's secret to everyone anyway.

ECW One Night Stand: "The Wrestlinggggggaaaaaaa Gawd" was probably mad, so he made us pay $40 for a night of squash matches.

Last Laugh: For The Great American Bash last summer, I had a huge viewing party. I definetly picked the wrong PPV to have a viewing party for. It was either that or Summerslam though, so I probably made the right choice.

The Top Ten: Week of 2/18/08

posted by roadkill

Every week I, Roadkill, rank the top ten superstars in the WWE. Here are this weeks rankings:

1. Triple H. He had a great week, and may have gained an advantage for Wrestlemania. Pedigreeing your 2 opponents is a huge jump-start.
2. JBL. The "WRESTLINGAAAAA GAWWWWWWWD" almost killed Hornswoggle on Raw.
3. Ric Flair. Rickety Ric won a tag team match on ECW with CM Punk. He also got inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame this week. Pretty big week, if you ask me.
4. Kane. He finally beat The Great Khali. Khali still doesn't know he lost because his manager wasn't there to yell and curse at him after the match.
5. Kofi Kingston. He is on a serious roll. He beat another Jobber on ECW. If he is going to prove he's good, he's gonna have to beat a real ECW superstar. I know he beat Mike Knox, but most people thought Mike was dead, so I won't count that.
6. The Undertaker. He sent Edge a message on Smackdown by chokeslamming Edge-Head #1 or #2- can't tell them apart. We gotta mark those guys or something. A blue line on Hawkins wrist and a black one on the other.
7. Maria. She beat Beth Phoenix. Even if she got some help, she did what no one has done in months.
8. Candice Michelle. She made a shocking return on Raw and helped Maria win a match.
9. Jesse and Festus. They beat Duece 'n' Domino this week. Like they did last week. And the week before that. And the week before that. And the week before that. And the week before that. Well, that's what you get for making Michael Hayes the head of the creative team.
10. Batista. He beat MVP again last week. Like he does every week and will do every week until the day he dies. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Best of the week: Week of 2/18/08

posted by roadkill

Every week, I, roadkill, pick one or two superstars from each brand to be the brand's best of the week.

RAW'S BEST OF THE WEEK:
Triple H. He did a great job as specail ref in his match. After the match, HHH pedigree'd Cena and Orton. Wrestelmania is gonna be good.

ECW'S BEST OF THE WEEK:
Ric Flair and Kofi Kingston. Flair is on a roll, and on ECW, him and CM Punk picked up a tag team victory over Shelton Benjamin and Elijah Burke. Kofi keeps winning, and has become unstoppable.

SMACKDOWN'S BEST OF THE WEEK:
Kane. He finally pinned Khali for the first time ever. I see another Wrestelmania match. Punjabi Prison match at 'Mania?

Ric Flair

Posted by Roadkill

I think that at Wrestlemania 24, Shawn Michaels will beat the nature boy. If Triple H won't be the one to end his career, Shawn is the only one left. Also, Wrestlemania is the most appropriate place for him to retire.

In honor of Ric Flair, here are a few videos of his career threatning matches:

Click here to see Ric Flair face MVP at The Royal Rumble (part 1):http://youtube.com/watch?v=zeyhAriNzIk

Click here to see Ric Flair face MVP at Royal Rumble 2008 (part 2):http://youtube.com/watch?v=VYZkVWWVU8M&feature=related

Click here to see Ric Flair face Mr.Kennedy at No Way Out:http://youtube.com/watch?v=PbGiLLI5wDE

Click Here to see Ric Flair face Triple H on New Year's Eve (part 1):http://youtube.com/watch?v=1v82zm_FBqU

Click here to watch Ric Flair beat HHH on New Year's Eve (Part 2):http://youtube.com/watch?v=jvveL2Zr-Gc&feature=related

Click here to watch this Ric Flair montage:http://youtube.com/watch?v=FyqNw9NZ-pY

Gear Tournament: Round 1

Posted by Roadkill, the funnest blogger

In WWE Magazine, they had a tournament to determine the best peice of ring gear of all-time. Well, I made my own gear tournament:

Legion of Doom's Shoulder Pads over Junkyard Dog's Chain

Bret Hart's Sunglasses over King Booker's Crown and Septar

London and Kendrick's Masks over Mr.Perfect's towel

Hornswoggle over "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan's 2x4

Flair's Robe over Mr.Kennedy's Microphone

Stone Cold's beer over Honky Tonky Man's guitar

Jimmy Hart's Megaphone over Demolition's Masks

Mick Foley's Mr.Socko over Brutus Beefcake's Clippers

Stay tuned for round 2 of the RING GEAR TOURNAMENT!!!!!!

Umaga Wrestlemania Match/ We want your opinion

Posted by Roadkill

Last night on Raw, it was announced that Umaga would fight a Smackdown Superstar for Brand Superiority at Wrestlemania 24. I think that the Smackdown superstar he fights should be Batista. He isn't in the title hunt, and he really isn't in a rivalry, so what else could he be used for? And personally, I think it should be a triple-threat match. They should have a representative from ECW. I suggest Big Daddy V. He is done with 'Taker, and he isn't in a rivalry.

I want to remind you to comment. Say what's on your mind when you comment. We value your opinion. Also, in WWE Trivia blogs, feel free to comment the answer. If you can't comment, e-mail me at roadkill25@gmail.com.

Funny Website

By CD619

I'm CD619 and I have made a blog. Please go to http://thecomedycornerblog.blogspot.com/.It has funny videos and jokes. I will still blog here.

New Championship!!!

By CD619

The WWE as unofficially announced a new championship in honor of Randy Orton. It is called the headlock championship.

Big Show vs. Sumo Wrestler

Posted by Roadkill

Big Show will face Floydd Mayweather at Wrestlemania 24. But this isn't the 1st time he's faced a celeb at 'Mania. Click here to watch Big Show lose to a Sumo Wrestler at Wrestlemania 21http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4KMp1JIU_Y

Wrestlemania Match

Posted by Roadkill

Wrestlemania is a few weeks away. And every year at Wrestlemania, there is a Money In the bank Ladder Match.

Click on this link to watch part1 of last year's MITB match:http://youtube.com/watch?v=tnkZog_RL8g

Click Here to watch part 2 of last year's MITB match:http://youtube.com/watch?v=TiEByUgk8t8&feature=related

Click on the link to watch partn 3 of last year's match:http://youtube.com/watch?v=eTaJ_pai7KQ&feature=related

IF YOU DONT LIKE WRESTLING READ THIS

MR.KENNEDY AND JEFF HARDY NEED SOME HELP THEY BOTH HAD GREAT ENTRANCES NOW MR.KENNEDY ENTRENCE IS THE SAME JUST AGIRL IS SINGING IT NOT THAT THERE BAD SINGERS I MEAN JEFF HARDYS ENTRANCE IS HORRIFIC NO OFFENSE TO WWE WHATS NEXT UNDERTAKER CHANGING HIS ENTRANCE TO THE CANDY MAN OR EVEN KANE HE MIGHT EVEN CHANGE HIS THEME SONG TO THE WONDERPETS THEMESONG I MEAN COME ON THIS IS MANLY ENTERTAINMENT AND WOMENS TOO BUT SOME OF THE MEN ARE ACTING LIKE GIRLS SO IF YOU GET IN THE WWE DONT ACT LIKE A GIRL IF YOU ARE A BOY BUT IF YOUR A GIRL ACT LIKE A GIRL IM NOT TRYINGTO BE MEAN TO ANY GIRLS.

THANKING ALL OF THE VIEWERS ON THIS WEBSITE

You guys are amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!! you helped bring our website up sooooooooooooooooooo much we want to be the top blogging website in the world you guys could make it happen. you made us reach over 200 viewers so since enjoy our website enough guys well keep on blogging.

200 AMERICANS

posted by deadpossum




Oh my God, you don't know how happy I am because we have 200 americans reading our blog. Oh and for you people out there who are not from America who read this blog, if you want me to blog about you, you need more people. So, you are probably saying to yourself, stop babbling deadpossum and get to the point. But, you can help. You can tell your:

*guardians
*family members
*friends
*enemies
*children
*brothers
*sisters
*moms
*dads
*coaches
*roommates

Entrance Changes???????????????????????????

posted by deadopossum









What's up with everyone switching their entrances???????? I mean Mr.Kennedy has a girl singing his theme song now. She sounds like an alto (I don't even know what that means but I know it is about singing). The only logical way why Kennedy changed his theme song is because that is his girlfriend singing. Hey, that gives me an idea, she can be the new Lillian Ha.....I mean Jillian Hall, I am sorry I made that mistake. On to Jeff Hardy, he also has a girl singing and I can't even understand what she's saying. That is also his girlfriend singing. Oh, wait, he already gets 20,000 every time he goes to a new arena. I had a feeling he was going to switch his theme song soon but this is worse than Mr.Kennedy's and that is TERRIBBLE!!!!!
I'm sorry for you little kids who were caught off guard and were scared by the big letters..............Sorry little guys. Anyway, who is going to change their entrances next, Undertaker? He's had that entrance for about ten years. (Oh wait, he hasn't been alive for ten years). Next, since everyone's changing their music from hard rock to kiddy music. Undertaker's song will change to The Candy Man. No, you never heard of it. Well,......um.............don't start listening to it, it will give you brain damage.

Rey is a fighter.

If You Were Raw General Manager ...

By CD619

Like Roadkill I'm going to put what I would do if I were Raw general manager.

Who would your WWE Champion be ? Shawn Michaels 

Who would be your #1 contender be ? HHH

Who would be in your title hunt ? (For Any Title) Umaga, Randy Orton, John Cena, JBL, Chris Jericho

Who would your Intercontinental Champ be ? Jeff Hardy

Who would be the #1 contender for the Intercontinental Championship be ? Mr. Kennedy

Who would your tag champs be ? Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes

Who would be the #1 contenders for the tag team championship ? Carlito & Santino Marrela

Name a few of your non-title rivalries : Mr. McMahon vs. Hornswoggle , Ric Flair vs. Randy Orton

Who would be the Womens Champion? Mickie James

Who would be the #1 contender for the Womens Championship ? Beth Pheonix

Which Stable would You Create ? Shawn Micheals & Jeff Hardy

What would you name the stable ? Kick & Fly 

Who Would You Trade and What would you get for them? Carlito for Matt Hardy & The Highlanders  for The Big Show

Name one Storyline you would make and would be in it: Loser Leaves WWE and JBL and The Big Show would be it.

These were the questions. Comment your answers.

 

The Smackdown Rant

Posted by Roadkill

Welcome to Friday night Smackdown. The show that really isn't changing friday nights. Don't pretend it's not true Teddy Long. Anyway, we start off the show with Edge. His accompanied by his cronies. Edge is talking, and the Edge-Heads are looking quierkier than Marilu Henner in a broadway play. Then Edge says, "Undertaker, I will take you down. I am a predator." Well, that got me laughing. Lets see what else Edge said: "Undertaker, you are 15-0 at Wrestlemania. I will end your streak. I will catch up to you. Camera, zoom in on me. I am the biggest thing out there, and I will end your streak." Then The Undertaker comes out and Chokeslams his Wrestlemania opponent, just like he does every year when his match is announced. Anyway, Edge said he was a Predator. Lets see how it would've went if he really was a predator:

"Undertaker, I will take you. I am a predator. You are 15 Undertaker. I will end your streak of not being, well, yeah. I will catch up to you on your walk home. Zoom in on me. I will catch the Undertaker and, uh, you know." It would actually be pretty stupid of 'Taker to come out if he really was a predator.

1st match: The Gold Perm vs. Jimmy Wang-Yang (MITB QUALIFYING MATCH)

We all now that Shelton is gonna win. I mean seriously, they're not gonna send a redneck to Florida ever again after what happened in 2000. No offense to anyone.

Winner: Shelton Benjamin. There ain't no stoppin' him. Yeah, actually there is. He jobbed to Paul London when he was on Raw and Kane keeps counting him out on ECW. might wanna change that jingle a bit.

Backstage, Maryse is with Theodorus Longus, Vickie's slave and soon-to-be caretaker of Edge's kids. The ones he had with Lita. Lita is out partying with Kane, and Edge is ruining the Guerrero family. Who's gonna watch the Little Litas but the slave? Anyway, Maryse tells TLO that she wants to show him something. Uh-Oh, Teddy can't watch Lita's kids-he's gonna have his own to take care of. Commercails. Pervs everywhere are stomping and throwing a temper tantrum. Why have a commercail now, they ask themselves.

We are back on Smackdown. Next will be the meeting of two go-nowhere tag teams.

2nd match: Busciuts and Gravy vs. Egg-creams and The Swing w/ Cherry w/ hair down and Cadillac

Duece and Domino have been less successful than Val Venis lately. Oh well, at least Val beats jobbers on Heat. Anyway, like every week, Domino hits the chinlock and the Leg-drop, Festus goes into Tard mode and flings Jesse at Duece for the pin.

Winners: Jesse and Festus. How does Festus go into Retard mode that quickly? I tried it once, but I crapped my pants doing it. Anyway, I like Jesse and Festus' gimmick. Wait, no I don't. I hate every Redneck gimmick. Every Redneck gimmick except-oh wait, I hate him too. Commercails.

Badabababa! I'm Lovin' it. I'm pretty sure you won't be lovin' it in about 10 years when your figure catches up to you.

Back and DAMN! ANOTHER SQUASH MATCH!

3rd match: Big Flabby V w/ his Valentine vs. Shanon Moore w/o a proper entrance

I think I know why V is facing a cruiserweight. V can't fit in the ring with a real wrestler.

Winner: Big Daddy V. Surprised he didn't eat Shanon after the match. Commercails.

4th match: Batista vs. MVP: Non-title match since MVP is always defending the title.

Before the match, MVP talks about Batista, saying that he promises not to lose to him again. Anyway, same crap as last week.

Winner: BATISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5th match: Kane vs. The Great Khali w/o Muslim Mcartney

This was probably my favorite match of the night. Why? Because every match is my favorite match of the night- even though this was one of my least favorite matches. Anyway, Khali locks in the grip, Kane counters it into a pin, kinda like Krazy Kurt Angle when he goes for the Angle Lock. Unaware that I just compared Kane to Kurt Angle, the ref counts to three. Khali doesn't know he lost because his Translator isn't there to scream at him and make racist jokes.

Winner: Kane. Commercails.

Look kids. It's Chuck Palumbo. He beats his girlfriend and mugs people. He would be a great role-model...

6th match: Chuck Palumbo vs. Jobber

I'm Not even gonna bother.

Winner: Chuck Palumbo. No Domestic violence after the match. Hey, wasn't Chuck married to his old partner from 2001. His name was Billy, right. And- "You Look so beau-ti-ful.". Hey, whatdayaknow, it's Billy. He's got the Divorce papers right here Chuck. Commercails!

Back and Rey is giving a pre-surgery speech. He says that when he gets back, he will seek revenge/win world title. Nah, he's just just mad cause he's not gonna fight at 'Mania. Then Vickie Guerrero comes out. TLO is with her, and he doesn't look that happy. Guess Maryse didn't want to "show him something", but she wanted to show him something. Maybe her new purse, or Sidekick. Vickie says that Rey ruined her engagement ceremoney last week, so he's gonna pay. How the hell is she in a wheel chair? Michelle Mcool is abused by Chuck and she has no bruises. If she did, it was because she, "fell down the stairs". Anyway, she makes him fight Chavo. Because everyone is afraid of Chavo.

7th match: Chavo Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

It's the same damn thing every time.

Winner: Rey. After the match, The Big Show comes out and attacks Rey.

Viscera: Nothing. The whole show sucked. I actaully played my Xbox 360 from 9:45 to 10:00.

Big Daddy V: Everything was horrible. Too many squash matches.

Words to Inspire you: Remember when champions were actually booked to do crap and look good. Chavo was won one match since winning the title. MVP has defended his title 3 times since last May. News Flash- Holding a title and using it to score points with the ladies doesn't mean anything if you don't defend it. I'm talking to you, every champion in the WWE.

Another Superstar

Posted by Roadkill

I know that CD619 usually does this segment and calls it "A Superstar", but screw him. He thinks that Cena should be WWE champ. Oh wait, he hates Cena. No he doesn't. Anyway, that's exactly who I wanted to talk about. No, not Cena, the superheros of the WWE. First there is HHHe-man. He is not talented, in fact, he doesn't have any powers. The only reason he is a Superhero is because he is keeping Stephzilla occupied. Speaking of Stephzilla, she is our next Hero. She is the boss' daughter, yet she is not human. She is too fat too be. She is Stephzilla. Vince Mcmahon hired HHHe-man to keep Stephzilla under control. Here is a picture of Stephzilla:

Then there is Supercena. He is destined to win every match for the rest of his career. But then there is his archenemy, Randy Orton. He has a life-time supply of Cenanite. Nah, he just RKO's him alot.

If You Were Smackdown General Manager...

Posted by Roadkill

I was thinking yesterday, what if I were the GM of Smackdown? So I decided to blog about it. Here are a few questions I came up with:

Who would your World Champ be? Kane (He deserves the title)

Who would your #1 contender be? Edge

Who would be in your title hunt? (For any title) The Undertaker, Khali, Finlay, Batista

Who would your United States champ be? Matt Hardy

Who would be the #1 contender for the U.S. champ? MVP

Who would your tag team champs be? Jesse and Festus

Who would the #1 contenders for the tag team titles be? The Edge-Heads

Name a few of your non-title rivalries: Finlay vs. Mark Henry, Rey Mysterio vs. The Big Show

Would you bring the Cruiserweight title back? If so, who would the champ be and who would be #1 contender? Yes, Jimmy Wang-Yang, Gregory Helms

Which stable would you create? Drew Macintyre and The Highlanders

What would the stable be called? The Highlanders 2.0

Who would you trade and what would you get for them? Batista for Umaga, Kenny Dykstra and Shanon Moore for The Big Show

So, those were the questions. Comment, and in your comment, write your answers.

Black History Month

Posted by Roadkill

In 1983, Tony Atlas and his partner Rocky Johnson became the first African-American duo to win the tag team titles. Mr.Atlas was inducted into the WWE hall of fame 13 years later. Ernie Ladd was the first Athlete to be inducted into 5 diffrent Halls of Fame, one of them being the WWE Hall of Fame.

I'M BEEGING YOU!!!!!

Posted by Roadkill

I bet that title in all capitals got your attention. Anyway, I want to tell you about 2 websites. The first is my site, http://www.roadkillsblog.blogspot.com . It is a site like this, and it is all the work of Roadkill. Next, and I'm begging you to go on this site, is http://wwechatroom.blogspot.com . It is Roadkill's brother, majordood's (or Vampire 13's) blog. It is a great site. I encourage you to go on it. Here are the links again: http://roadkillsblog.blogspot.com http://wwechatroom.blogspot.com

500!!!!!!

By CD619

500 people have visited our site. We just need 500 more people by June 20 2008.

REY TO RETIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

warning: If you are a Huge Rey Mysterio fan or do not like spoilers, do not read this post.... I am warning you. But if you don't trust me, just read on.


















posted by deadopossum



Rey might retire tonight on Smackdown.............................................................and I don't mean that he is going to just switch brands and go to raw either just like everybody else. How do I know this?!?!?!? Well, on www.wwe.com it is said that Rey might have a huge announcement for Smackdown fans in his hometown of San Diego, California. And then, when I went to check what the main event was for Smackdown, it said that Rey is going to announce his farewell adress. Take that any way you want, but I think Rey will retire on Smackdown.

No Way Out Rant

By CD619

CM Punk VS Chavo Guerrero

You know what? You guys already know how this match went down. It’s only been happening for the last 6 weeks anyways.Oh, and by the way, seeing Punk get booed for using the triple verticals is hilarious. Almost as hilarious as Chavo and Vicky Guerrero, the two people with perhaps the most sympathetic backstories in all of wrestling, trying to play evil villains. In the end, the dastardly Chavo Guerrero… umm… won clean with a frog splash. You know, I’ve always thought that move would have been better suited for a French dude. Oh well.

Winner and still ECW Champion: Chavo Guerrero

The Undertaker VS Batista VS MVP VS Finlay VS Big Daddy V (w/Matt Striker) VS The Great Khali (w/Fat Daivari)

Oh wow. Wow. If it was clear before, I think this matches proves exactly how thin the Smackdown Title scene is. And speaking of thin, I’m sad that Big Daddy V was actually able to fit inside a chamber. I was hoping he’s be smushed inside, pressing his flab up against the glass casing like the most disturbing funny face in the world. Why do I wish for these horrible things?

Batista and Taker start the match off, and I’m very sad that Taker didn’t end up in a pod. After all, it’s not every day you get to see a silent man wearing makeup and dyed hair *Actually* stuck inside a glass box.

Taker and DAVE settle absolutely nothing, so in comes Big Daddy V to meander about like a slightly perturbed elephant. Hilarious spot sees V throw Taker up against the cage, which apparently have “no give”… only for it to give out completely, thanks to some stage hand who clearly didn’t realize that locks go on stuff. Anyways, V eats a DDT for the elimination. Seriously, he ate the DDT. He’s gonna have some awkward bowel movements later.

Khali comes in and is all like “RAWR MY ONLY TALENT IS MY FREAKLISHLY ENORMOUS BODY”.. until Taker summons the power of jiu-jitsu and gogopowerrangersplata Khali in a quick tap out. Is this the same Khali who pinned the Undertaker clean with a chop?

Next in is Finlay, and holy crap, he just nailed Taker with the Celtic Cross. 1…2…. BAHAHAA, did you honestly think Taker would lose to Finlay? BAAAAAAHAHAAHHAAHA. Nothing of note happens until MVP comes in, and he manages to get in a couple of good shots to DAVE and Taker, until Taker scares him to the top of a pod. Uh oh. This is got “Black dude is gonna die” written all over it. But enough of my diary, MVP gets “chokeslammed” off the top of the pod.Finlay covers to eliminate MVP Hornswaggle pokes his little head out to give some wood to Finlay. Oh man, I love that last sentence. Anywho, Finlay starts firing off shots likes he’s in a bell tower, but eventually Taker is all like “Alright rookie, you’ve had your time”, and Finlay is all like “I’ve been wrestling longer than you”, and Taker is all like “Oh, you’re right. Perhaps I should show more respect to my elde-“ CHOKESLAM ON THE STEEL. Finlay is eliminated. So, it comes down to Taker and Michaelangelo’s DAVE. Geez. Didn’t see that one coming These guys continue to have an incomprehensible chemistry, and they proceed to have a nifty little sequence. The finish is one of the most original I’ve ever seen from Taker, as he avoids a lawn-darting into the cage by pushing back, pulling Batista with him, flipping over the ropes, into a quick Tombstone.

Winner, and number one contender for Smackdown: The Undertaker

Backstage, Edge is all concerned about facing Taker at Wrestlemania. Oh, come on Edge. It’s not like Taker is undefe-… oh, don’t worry, it’s not like he buries pe-… at least you might get put in to a nifty video package when Taker retires.

Ric Flair VS Mr Kennedy

Dear Ric,

You used to be awesome. Nowadays, your matches suck. Thanks for trying,though.

Signed,

Every wrestling fan ever.

Anyways, for the love of god, it’s a post-awesome Ric Flair match. I mean, he’s been around for so long… he’s touched so many generations, I think the pope just appointed him as a cardinal. However, at this point, all we get is some back drops, suplexes that awkwardly land on your side, and about 67000 chops. Kennedy does the best he can, but unfortunately, Kennedy isn’t the greatest at carrying a senior citizen to a passable match. Pfft. And he calls himself a man.

Anywho, Ric gets worked on for the bulk of the match, then magically locks in the figure four for the submission victory. Gasp.

Winner: Ric Flair

World Heavyweight Championship: Edge VS Rey Mysterio

So, as you all know, Rey injured his bicep before this match. But seriously, I love the Edge & Vicky Guerrero angle. I mean, where else in the world can you watch a horse and a cow suck face? And no, I’m not talking about www.horseandcowsuckface.com. Though, I’m upset no one had made that website yet.

Slackers. Get on it. Ok, so I’m clearly just stalling, because this match is shorter than.. oh crap, I already made Rey short jokes. Bah. Oh hell, you know how it ends. Edge counters a springboard and gets the clean pin with a spear.

Winner and still world heavyweight champion: Edge

After the match, Rey is all like “Aye aye aye, me minueto bicepo es el injurdo”, and out comes THE BIG SHOW. He’s lost enough weight to consider his hands to be saucepans, instead of skillets. He can no longer push an egg through his rings. The good ol’ days are gone.. I guess we’ll just have to accept the fact that his body parts are just, sadly, regular body parts. Laaaaame.

Anyways, Big Show pesters Rey enough to draw the ire of FLOYD MAYWEATHER. Truth be told, this is pretty huge for the WWE, because Floyd Mayweather is a pretty awesome heel – his antics in the build against Oscar De La Hoya drew the biggest PPV numbers EVER. So, of course, the WWE is smart and plays him out to be a face. Bah.

Point is, Mayweather legitimately breaks Show’s nose. Oh well. It’s not like I could use it as a doorstop any more… hmph.

WWE Title: Randy Orton VS John Cena

INTROS:

Randy Orton:

Guitar twang… HEY… guitar riff….

You know, to me, this sounds more like some stoned out hippie kickin’ it around a camp fire and thinking some chord he just accidentally strummed is genius.

John Cena:

BRAAAAAP…. BAP BAP BADA DOOO!

By far, the funnest thing to write on a keyboard since “qwerty”.

You know, people generally have mediocre expectations for these two. I mean, both have good matches with good opponents, and both have shown flashes of brilliance, but for whatever reason, people have dismissed the notion that these two should have a great match together. On top of it, these two trained together in OVW. So, call me optimistic, but I feel these two should have some impressive chemistry, as their styles work well together.

Ladies and gentlemen, the above is a prime example of me lying through my teeth. I can’t believe you bought it.

’ll be honest, and the match is decent.. but I think it’s fair that it’s not the main event. It seems as if they were holding back, either for the main event, or because they don’t want to blow their load before Mania. Either way, it was relatively uninspired. My god, this match sounds like my sexual endeavors. Alright, I lie, this match lasted longer than 84 seconds.

The end of the match is so horrible, I actually laughed. Randy RKO’d Cena on the floor, going for the countout win, but Cena got in. Orton couldn’t believe it, so he simply slapped the ref so he’d DQ him. You know, despite the fact it’s such a load of crap, it fits Randy perfectly, and you can’t deny that it makes sense. But, remember… you just paid $40 to see a DQ. Indeed it does make sense… and cents! Bahahaha. Haaaaaaaaaaah. HAAAAAAAH!

Winner via Disqualification: John Cena

Backstage, HHH and Shawn share a package of Twix, go for a walk in the rain, and then make out. Isn’t that cute!

King and JR discuss the polling results, where 69% of the people voted AGAINST HHH winning the chamber match. Apparently, only cave dwellers and hermit crabs have WWE Mobile.

Raw Elimination Chamber: Chris Jericho VS Shawn Michaels VS JBL VS Umaga VS Triple H VS Jeff Hardy

HBK and Jericho start the match off .Umaga rushes in, and busts out a double Samoan Drop. Umaga gets locked in the Walls of Jericho, and HBK adds in THE MOVE THAT NEVER EXISTED. JBL enters the match to break up the reference to the GUY THAT NEVER EXISTED. You know what I love about JBL? His ability to drag a match down. God bless* that fellow. Triple H makes his entrance, and JBL saves Jericho from a Pedigree with a clothesline from Hades, but Jericho nails JBL with a “Hey bend over while I land on my back and pretend it hurt you” to eliminate him.

Umaga is kickin’ all sorts of ass out there. Seriously, the running ass-ram on Jericho through the “bullet proof” glass? Now, that’s pretty cool, but it just makes me wonder why the hell the WWE feels the need to have bullet proof glass in the elimination chamber. I mean, it’s not like Booker T works for the company anymore. Hardy comes in to the match, and Umaga quickly eats all the finishers from the remaining men to be eliminated, pinned by Jericho . Umaga looked like a grill-owning beast out there

Jericho quickly gets hit with the Sweet Chin Music, and is eliminated.

Oh look at that… HHH casually pedigrees HBK and eliminated him. Whoopsies.

HHH and Jeff fight it out, and eventually Hunter pedigrees Hardy to elimin… WHAT!!!.

JEFF KICKED OUT.

JEFF HAS A CHANCE TO WIN THIS THING! I MEAN, HE KICKED OUT OF THE PEDIGREE! The PEDIGREE!!!

Oh, he just got hit with another one on a chair, and Triple H wins. Whew. You had me goin’ there, WWE.

Winner, and going to Wrestlemania: Triple H. What a shocker!

A Superstar : CHUCK PULOMBO

By CD619

Chuck Pulombo thinks he is so cool because he rides a motorcycle and dates Michelle McCool. He has a horrible theme song and he is losing Michelle to Jamie Noble. I think he is going to turn gay again and date people like Big Daddy V even if he has to get past Matt Striker which very hard (WINK WINK). He is probably going to turn in his motorcycle for a bike so he could wear short shorts or tight cloths. He should make a stable with Big Daddy V, Kenny Dykstra, and HHH. It would be called Three Queens and a King.

Welcome, Welcome

Posted by Roadkill





Welcome, Welcome everyone. I see that we have some new readers from all over the world. Well, I would like to greet you. Hi, I am Roadkill, and this is http://deadopossum.blogspot.com/ . This is a site where we talk about the WWE, or in other words, wrestling. There are 5 diffrent bloggers on this website, and each blogger has some sort of role. The first blogger is the site's creator, Deadopossum. He blogs about whatever's on his mind. Sometimes he will do a videogame tournament and blog about that. Sometimes he will post results. Whatever he feels like. He is the boss. Then there is DeadGuy 1313. He does our segment "The Corner Of The Undead". That segment is about what's bugging him with the WWE. Next, there's CD619. He does wrestling trivia and writes paragraph long blogs. Lazy Jerk. Just kidding CD619. Don't kill me. Then there's Majordood. He blogs very very rarely. I mean rarely. He hasn't blogged since January 20th. And finally, there's me, Roadkill. I review Smackdown in a segment I call "The Smackdown Rant". I also rank the top ten superstars every week and I pick one or 2 superstars from each brand to be the brand's "Best Of the Week". I also review old pay per views in a segment called "The Blast From The Past PPV Recappitation". And when Deadguy 1313 is out, I write "The Corner Of The Undead". I also have my own blog. Here is the link: http://roadkillsblog.blogspot.com/ . Oh, I forgot to mention. Majordood has his own blog too. Here is the link: http://wwechatroom.blogspot.com/ . Sorry again. I also forgot to mention Deadopossum's other blog. Here is the link: http://www.nysports.blogspot.com . Well, I guess that kind of summed up what we're all about. So go on and read. Oh, and if you scroll down to near the bottom, you will see a blog archive on the side of the page. If you click on the name of a blog, you can read it. So go on and have fun!

Edge Vs The Undertaker

by CD619

At Wrestlemania 24 Edge will verse The Undertaker. The Deadman is 15 and 0 and Edge is 5 and 0. Both streaks are on the line but I think we know who wins this one. Yes as you probably  guessed (AIR QUOTES) Edge wins (WINK WINK)

I'mmmmmmmm Back

Know i am not that girl in that scary movie . I'm CD619. i'll start blogging again

Smackdown Spoilers: For the 2/22/08 episode

Posted by the only guy who still actually blogs, Roadkill

Here are the spiolers for Smackdown (Courtesy of http://roadkillsblog.blogspot.com ) :

World Heavyweight Champion Edge comes to the ring to discuss his match at Wrestlemania with the Undertaker. Edge says they are both undefeated at Wrestlemania, but Edge will end Taker's streak. The lights go out and Taker hits the ring. He chokeslams the Edgeheads but Edge escapes.

Shelton Benjamin defeated Jimmy Wang Yang in a Money in the Bank Qualifying match.

In a backstage segment, Maryse led Teddy Long into a room, saying she needed to show him something.

Jesse and Festus defeated Deuce & Domino

Big Daddy V defeated Shannon Moore

Batista defeated MVP in a non-title match after the Batista Bomb

Kane defeated The Great Khali

Chuck Palumbo pinned jobber Matt Jackson

Rey Mysterio came out and did a promo. He announced that he would have to miss Wrestlemania because of surgery on his torn biceps muscle. This lead to Chavo Guerrero coming out to have a match with Mysterio. Mysterio defeated him but Vickie Guerrero came out and said it wasn't good enough after what he did to her at No Way Out. This lead to Big Show coming out. Show attacked Mysterio and gave him a chokeslam. Show said he might have done this to Rey but in his mind, he really did it to Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

The Smackdown Rant: 2/15/08 episode

Posted by Roadkill

Welcome to Smackdown! Tonight, Edge has to ask Vickie a question. Well, they've been dating for a long time, and Edge is wearing a suit. Crud, another wedding. Time for Hornswoggle to go under the Bride's dress again. And why the hell do Wrestlers have their weddings in the freakin' ring. Oh, sorry. I forgot how normal getting married in a square with ropes was. The easy part about recapping a wedding is that you don't need to do anything. All you do is copy someone else's recap of a diffrent wedding and change the names. Anyway, it's BATSITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HHHHHHYYEAHHHHHHHUGH - and MVP.

1st match: Batista w/ sore feet because he walked for miles in a pit of danger vs. MVP w/o a chance

The match starts. It is a bit slow at first. Headlocks, the normal shabang. Then MVP tries to hit Batista, but he's drinking "WWE JUICE" so that won't work. The Batista rallies with some rights and lefts. Then MVP trips He-man. He goes for the boot, but Batista rolls out of the ring "Smartly" and not "Cowardly" like when Edge does it. Did you know that MVP's boot is called the Playaz boot? It probably originated from famous pimp "Pimpalicous Lucious". He invented it when his hoe didn't give up all the money. Then Batista gets back in the ring and elbow drops MVP. MVP gets up, Batista runs at him, but MVP leapfrogs Batista. MVP gets Batista into a figure-four as we go to commercial.

My favorite shows are The Celebrity Apprentice, The Simpsons, and ohh... uhh... SMACKDOWN of course.

We are back and Batista is dominating. Batista runs at MVP, but MVP sends him flying into the turnbuckle. He hits a DDT for a 2 count. Then MVP gos into a rampage. Not like the one in SD vs. Raw 2008, for those of you who have the game. The heel rampage, where you scream and throw your opponent's arm into the ring post. Then MVP goes outside and slams Batista into the steps. MVP goes back in the ring and starts his heel routine again. Batista counters it, leading to the Spinebuster, the shaking of the ropes and stuff like that.

Winner: Batista. HHHHYEAHUGH!

Backstage, The Edge-Heads need advice from their mentor because they have a big match tonight. Silly, they're mid-carders, and mid-carders never mave big matches unless their name is Jeff Hardy.

But Edge doesn't have time to worry about his cronies, he needs to concentrate on what he's gonna ask Vickie. Even though he knows what he's gonna ask her because the question is in the script.

The next match is the first ever "Cram a bunch of wrestling inside of five minutes to kill time" match. Actually, it's not the first ever. This match happens once on every show.

2nd match: Zack Ryder w/ scrunched up face, Curt Hawkins, Duece w/ the most rip-offy gimmick of Dice, and Domino vs. Jesse, Festus w/ Retard power, Jimmy Wang-Yang, and Shanon Moore w/o Mohawk he had at the beginning of last year

The bells rings. Festus goes into "special" mode, except he's not as "special" as Eugene usualy is. Then he blunders like a real mentally disabled person would and tags in Shanon Moore. This guy is really retarded. Who tags in Shanon Moore? Then the Edge-heads double team Moore, but that only gets a two count. Then Duece is tagged in, giving Shanon a "Patented knee-drop", according to Michael Cole. Then he gives him a "Patented" Chinlock accrding to Michael Cole. All these moves are patented because they're the only ones he knows how to do. Then Duece tags in Domino, allowing Moore to tag in Yang. Man, Deuce makes Festus look like Albert Einstein. He comes in with a flying cross body followed by a drop-kick. A spinning wheel-kick gets a two-count. I guess spinning wheel kicks make people wanna beat the hell out of eachother, because Jesse and Shanon come off the ropes and land on Domino, allowing Yang to hit the moonsault for the pin.

Winners: 3 Dumb Rednecks and a probably suicidal punk.

After the match, the heels kick the hell out of the faces. Just like in Chuck Palumbo's match about 4 weeks ago. Meanwhile, Festus is in Coma mode, not doing anything. Jesse rings the bell, making Festus go into Retard mode. He beats the hell out of Edge's cronies, the Dice rip-off, and the guy that thinks you can still get an Egg-Cream for a dime.

Backstage, Vickie Guerrero is putiing her make-up on. Her slave Teddyus Longus is behind her. He's been given the night off. No planatation duties for him. Don't worry though, he'll be working a 64 hour shift tommorow.

Jesse should be an Evil mad man, with crazy hair and everything. No more Busciuts and Gravy, it's acid and nuclear warfare now. Man, I've been saying that I should be a HollyWood writer lately. Maybe I should. Now that the strike is over, I should make my move. I could write Hiku's for sitcoms. Yeah! I've been writing Hiku's lately. Here's one:

REY ISN'T THAT GOOD

RATED R SPEARS HIM MID AIR

MAYWEATHER BEATS SHOW

Yeah! That's the stuff. Anyway, clips are shown of everyone's favorite stereotypical Italian Chuck Paluser beating the hell out of Mighty Mouse. Now we see Chuck riding to the ring on his hog. Silly Chuck! Italians who beat their lovers don't ride motorcycles.

3rd match: Michelle Mcool w/ fake last name vs. The lady that doesn't really act or look like a women

Victoria chokes Mcool, but Mcool counters with a messed up superplex. Both clumsily fall down. Are these 2 playing ring-around-the-rosey or are they wrestling? Victoria goes for a pin but only gets a two. Michelle rallies and hits a drop-kick and a closeline. A weak big-boot follows, allowing Victoria to hit the Widow's peak for the victory.

Winner: Victoria

After the match, Chuck tells Michelle that she better get used to him beating the hell out of Jamie Noble. Then Michelle gets up and says that she will call the cops if he hurts Noble again. This will be Chuck's second attempt of Homocide, and we all know what that means. None of this actually happened after the match, I was just bored. Commercails!

We are back and 'Taker has to fight that tub of lard again:

4th match: The Undertaker vs. Big Fatty V w/Matt Stryker

Geez, I wonder how this is gonna end?!

Winner: The Undertaker

4 1/2 match: The Undertaker vs Matt Stryker: Post managerial beatdown

Winner: The Undertaker. That makes sense. The stripper is usually getting beat up.

No Way Out ad. It has 2 chambers. It'll be a miracle if WWE can survive this month without firing anyone. Oh, remind Funaki's kids how nice that Shack in Japan was.

5th match: Chavo Guerrero w/ Eddie's ghost and the Gold Perm vs. CM Punk w/o ECW title and Guy Who Burns people alive w/o guilt.

Kane and Chavo start off. Eddie's probably up there saying "Chavo, may the frog-splash be with you". Kane punches Chavo and slams him. Punk is tagged in. He hits a slam of his own. Then Chavo chop-blocks Punk, tagging in the Gold Standard, Shelton Benjamin. Why call yourself the Gold Standard if the only gold you've ever had is on your head? Anyway, Punk slams Benji into the turnbuckle. He runs at him, but he moves and lands the STO. He drops some knees on Punk, and then slams him. Chavo is tagged back in and hits a frog-splash, but the move is not identified as his finisher (even though it is), so it has no effect. Punk gets up while Chavo is distracting the ref, allowing Shelty to choke Punk. Tag to Benjamin now, who tries to land the powerbomb, but Punk counters with a kick. Kane gets the hot tag (no pun intended), and Chavo is tagged in too. He slams Chavo and closelines him on the corners. Shelton is tagged in. Kane goes for the double Choke-slam, but Chavo and Shelty counter it, allowing Punk to get the tag. Punk closelines Benji and GTS' Chavo for the 3-count.

Winners: Kane and CM Punk. I liked Shelton Benjamin when he was on Raw. Back then I could make all the Bacardi and Cola jokes that I wanted.

6th match: The Great Khali w/ Arab Bishcoff vs. Finlay w/Hornswoggle and a Shalaliegh

Winner: Finaly

Fun Fact: He used the Shalaliegh.

Next, Edge is out in the ring. He says that he loves Vickie. I wonder what Rated R would mean for Edge if he actually married Vickie? Rated Really in love? Probably. Anyway, Theodoreus Longus, Edge and Vickie's slave, rolls Vickie into the ring. Did I mention that the ring is all Valentinesy? And why does Edge have to propose to Vickie? Can't he just come out here with chocolates and a card and say, "Wiw you be my Vawentime?" If he wants to propose to her, he should do it in the parking lot of Applebees, just like everyone else. Or he could propose to her on the titan-tron at a baseball game, while the crowd screams "Say No!", and "Awww". Then Edge tells Theodoreus Longus to leave, because he has to rest up so he can work at the planatation tommorow. But the cameras and the millions of people watching can stay. Edge now sings a canadian song. As if he hasn't gotten the crowd mad enough. The song is over, and the proud canadian heart of Vickie GUERRERO is happy. Then Edge gets down on one knee and proposes to Vickie. Hey, isn't Edge already married to Lita? Oh wait, if past events are inconvienient for an angle, they never happened. Then Edge and Vickie kiss. Rey Mysterio comes out and congratulates them on their engagement. Rey seems jealous, but he doesn't need a spouse. He has Dominic to boss him around at home. He then says that Edge and Vickie kissing was the most disgusting thing he's seen in his life. He says that Vickie should drop Guerrero from her name because she's disgracing it. Then Edge demands an apology, but Rey says something in spanglish that I can't understand. After Rey is done talking in spanish, he's says that he'll see how much you 2 love each other after he's the champ. Are you suggesting that Vickie only loves Edge for his title? Well, that kinda makes sense. Just look at HHHunter and Steph. Then Edge goes into angry boyfriend mode, but Rey hits the 619, just like he does every week. When he goes for the West Coast Pop, Edge ducks and hits Vickie. Vickie is such a wimp. Batsita can handle a tombstone but this lady can't handle a freakin' kick. END SHOW.

JBL as Smackdown's announcer: Batista vs. MVP was great.

Coach as Smackdown's announcer: The go-nowhere tag teams, The Great Khali, ad Big Daddy V.

Last Word: Remeber when you played GM mode on your older version of SD vs. Raw and lost every time because the fans would rather watch Trish Stratus vs. Snitsky than John Cena vs. Umaga. I hated that.