Theme Songs

Posted By roadkill

Alright. The WWE Theme music has gotten a little out of hand lately. The music was good, but then something happened. Something so bad, it caused a hole in the fabric of time (kinda like the one Khali tears after every match). Candice's Michelle's music changed from a seductive song that made no sense into a song you would hear at a 7th grade dance. "Lemme show ya how to move yo' body body body body". That got annoying. Then Jeff Hardy's music went from a great song into a pop tune written by a guy who probably spends his days doing weed and trying to catch the "dragon". It says, "Can you see the writing on the walls". Yeah, I see it. It says that Jeff needs a bigger push and that you can't write a song. Then Mr.Kennedy's song was changed. It didn't really change, though. It just went a lot faster. I passed out when I tried to sing it. But worst of all, Finlay's music went from "My name is Finlay, and I love to fight", into some song you will hear on St.Patty's day. That's like Triple H coming out to Ol' Mcdonald. I hate these songs, but here are some more songs that I want changed:

Jillian Hall's music. It sounds like a song from Lillian Garcia's album.

Khali's song. They should change it to something like "HASHUM HASHUM HAAAAASHUMMM". It would make his song seem more realistic.

Edge's song. "You think you know me". Actually, we do know you. You wrote a tell all book a few moons ago. Might wanna change the words to that jingle.

A song on Lillian Garcia's album. Which one you ask? All of them. ALL OF THEM!

John Cena. No one likes a white rapper. Except Eminem, though. He was good. Unlike M, Cena is white trash.