Starting now, I will have a monthly WWE Awards show. I will call it: THE SAVGIES! Here are the Savagies for February, 2008:
1st Savagie: The Funaki Award (for the wrestler that has been used the least for the month/ most ignored)
Nominees: Chris Jericho, Mike Knox, Mr.Kennedy, MVP, Batista, Funaki
Savagie goes to: Mike Knox. We only saw him on ECW when he went there for a cup of Kofi.
2nd Savagie: The John Cena Award (for the wrestler that is getting an out-of nowhere push)
Nominees: The Undertaker, Rey Mysterio, Kofi Kingston, Tommy Dreamer, John Cena.
Savagie goes to: John Cena. He got a title shot the night he returned. The WWE really must know what their fans want.
3rd Savagie: The best PPV Award (for the best PPV. From any month)
Nominees: No Way Out, Royal Rumble, ROH Man Up
Savagie goes to: ROH Man Up. It's not a WWE PPV, but still, it was good. But "Man Up". That's just an urban Clique. I'd rather name a PPV, "You Done, Son", or "Check Yo' self before you Rickety-Wreck yo' self".
Final Savagie: The lost Gimmick award (for the wrestler who's gimmick has been forgotten)
Nominees: CM Punk, Kane, Matt Stryker, John Cena
Savagie goes to: Kane. He hasn't burned anyone in a whole year. He's below Status Quo.
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