Every week I, Roadkill, rank the top ten superstars in the WWE. Here are this weeks rankings:
- Triple H. He had a great week, and may have gained an advantage for Wrestlemania. Pedigreeing your 2 opponents is a huge jump-start.
- JBL. The "WRESTLINGAAAAA GAWWWWWWWD" almost killed Hornswoggle on Raw.
- Ric Flair. Rickety Ric won a tag team match on ECW with CM Punk. He also got inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame this week. Pretty big week, if you ask me.
- Kane. He finally beat The Great Khali. Khali still doesn't know he lost because his manager wasn't there to yell and curse at him after the match.
- Kofi Kingston. He is on a serious roll. He beat another Jobber on ECW. If he is going to prove he's good, he's gonna have to beat a real ECW superstar. I know he beat Mike Knox, but most people thought Mike was dead, so I won't count that.
- The Undertaker. He sent Edge a message on Smackdown by chokeslamming Edge-Head #1 or #2- can't tell them apart. We gotta mark those guys or something. A blue line on Hawkins wrist and a black one on the other.
- Maria. She beat Beth Phoenix. Even if she got some help, she did what no one has done in months.
- Candice Michelle. She made a shocking return on Raw and helped Maria win a match.
- Jesse and Festus. They beat Duece 'n' Domino this week. Like they did last week. And the week before that. And the week before that. And the week before that. And the week before that. Well, that's what you get for making Michael Hayes the head of the creative team.
- Batista. He beat MVP again last week. Like he does every week and will do every week until the day he dies. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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