March's Savagie Awards

Posted by Roadkill and Majoordood

Roadkill: Welcome to March's Savagies!

Majoordood: The Savagies are our monthly award show. Tonight, we will be handing out awards for the month of March and the first week in April.

RK: Here is the first award:

1st award: Break up of the month Award (For the break-up of the month)

Nominees: Santino and Maria, Edge and The World Heavyweight title, Jeff Hardy and his push

The Savagie goes to: RK:We actually don't know.
MD: Yeah, that's the first time this has ever happened.
RK: Wait! I know who to give it too!
MD: Who?
RK: Well, we all knew Edge was going to lose his WHC, Maria sexually violated Santino during the everything goes match, so that leaves
MD: Jeff Hardy and his push!
RK: Good, idiot.

2nd award: Beef of the month Award (For the rivalry of the month)

Nominees: Finlay vs. JBL, The Undertaker vs. Edge, Floyd Mayweather vs. The Big Show

The Savagie goes to: MD: All of these storylines were just awful. So we just went with that beef you can buy at Costco. It is called beef of the month! And that stuff tastes good.
RK: Are you friggin' kidding?! That crap makes me throw u- BLAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

3rd Award: Match of the month Award (This one is kinda self explanitory, ya know. But just in case Festus is reading this: THIS AWARD IS FOR THE MATCH OF THE MONTH. You happy know, retard?)

Nominees: Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels (WM24), MITB ladder match (WM24), Taker vs. Edge (WM24), HHH vs. John Cena vs. Randy Orton (WM24)

The Savagie goes to: RK: We're giving this to Ric Flair. It was his last match.

4th award: Retirement Party of the month Award (For the retirement party of the month)

Nominees: Ric Flair, Robbie Mcallister

The Savagie goes to: MD: Robbie Mcallister!
RK: Yeah, he'll probably be gone so. He goes to friggin' TNA Impact tapings!
MD: And besides, Flair is over 55, so his party was like every other senior citizens.
RK: The first time my father saw Flair, he thought he was 70.
MD: Also, you one 1 award already Flair. Don't get greedy, you damn old fart.

5th award: The Gear Tournament Champion (The winner of our Gear Tournament)

Nominees: Mr.Socko, Jimmy Hart's Megaphone

The Savagie goes to: RK: Majoordood left, so I'll be taking over. Over the past month, we had a tournament to determine the coolest peice of ring gear. Participants included LOD pads, Taker's Urn from Summerslam 1994, and even Hornswoggle. But 2 are left: a sock and a megaphone.

And the winner is...

MR.SOCKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here on to accept this award is Mr.Socko and Mick Foley!

Mick: Thanks guys! I knew turning MR.Socko green for Hornswoggle that one night would get me this award! And here with me is Mr.Socko.

Mr.Socko:

RK: Alright, that's it for this month's savagies! See me next month!

(Fun Fact: I went to the episode were you turned the sock green for Hornswoggle, Mick.)