Posted by Roadkill
Welcome to roadkill's corner, everyone's least favorite part of the blog. I want to start off by saying that The Smackdown Rant is coming. Not nessicarily soon, but it's coming.
Today I want to bring up a serious topic. Crappy PPVs. We've all seen them. Every Great American Bash, Wrestlemania 9, Armageddon 2004, the list goes on and on. But what if I, everyone's favorite living parasite that just happens to know a possum and a pompus jerk (majoordood), made up my own PPV. At that brings me to:
ROADKILL'S PPV MAKER (Copyright 2008. Don't even think about plagerism. I know a cop.)
Alright, here's how to make your own PPV. First, select an arena. Any arena. Your house or local Pizza joint counts too. Just ask Majoordood. Then select a month, day, and year. Then, select a name. Finally, make up your match card. Retired and dead wrestlers can be on the card. Here's my PPV:
BLOOD BATH
Madison Square Garden
May 22, 2010
1st match: JBL vs. Dusty Rhodes, Texas Bullrope match, U.S. title
2nd match: The Rockers vs. London and Kendrick, World Tag Team title match
3rd match: Fatal 4-way match for the Intercontinental title
Randy Savage vs. The Ultimate Warrior vs. Carlito vs. Mr.Kennedy vs. Umaga vs. Big Show vs. Honky Tonk Man
4th match: Chris Benoit vs. Chris Masters, 30 minute ultimate submission match
5th match: Big Daddy V vs. Yokozuna
6th match: Chyna vs. Torrie Wilson
7th match: The Hardyz vs. The Undertaker and Kane, WWE tag team title match
8th match: Victoria vs. Sensational Sherri
9th match: Edge and Christain vs. The Dudleyz w/Spike Dudley, Tag Team Ladder Match
10 match: Trish Stratus vs. The Fabulous Moolah, Women's title match
11th match: World Heavyweight title match
RVD vs. Kurt Angle
12th match: Mark Henry vs. Bruno Sammurtino
13th match: Last Man Standing match
Randy Orton vs. Bret Hart
14th match: The Great Khali vs. Andre the Giant
15th match: Finlay vs. Ric Flair
16th match: Jesse and Festus vs. George "The Animal" Steel and The Missing Link
17th match: The Boogey Man vs. Papa Shango
18th match: John Morrison vs. Georgus George
19th match: ECW title, Extreme Rules match
Mick Foley vs. CM Punk vs. Terry Funk vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. The Sandman vs. Sabu
20th match: Batista vs. Brock Lesnar
21st match: Eddie Guerrero vs. Chavo Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio, Cruiserweight title
22nd match: Hornswoggle vs. Little Beaver
23rd match: Vince Mcmahon vs. Eric Bischoff, winner gets to own WWE, Hell in a Cell match
24th match: Shelton Benjamin vs. Charlie Haas
25th match: Hulk Hogan vs. Stone Cold
MAIN EVENT: WWE title match
Triple H vs. The Rock vs. John Cena
So, how did you like that? You can make your own PPV too. Write a comment, except make it your PPV card and all that other info. Or, you can make one at home. Have fun thinking up those matches!
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