Roadkill's Corner

Posted by Roadkill

Welcome to roadkill's corner, everyone's least favorite part of the blog. I want to start off by saying that The Smackdown Rant is coming. Not nessicarily soon, but it's coming.

Today I want to bring up a serious topic. Crappy PPVs. We've all seen them. Every Great American Bash, Wrestlemania 9, Armageddon 2004, the list goes on and on. But what if I, everyone's favorite living parasite that just happens to know a possum and a pompus jerk (majoordood), made up my own PPV. At that brings me to:

ROADKILL'S PPV MAKER (Copyright 2008. Don't even think about plagerism. I know a cop.)

Alright, here's how to make your own PPV. First, select an arena. Any arena. Your house or local Pizza joint counts too. Just ask Majoordood. Then select a month, day, and year. Then, select a name. Finally, make up your match card. Retired and dead wrestlers can be on the card. Here's my PPV:

BLOOD BATH
Madison Square Garden
May 22, 2010

1st match: JBL vs. Dusty Rhodes, Texas Bullrope match, U.S. title

2nd match: The Rockers vs. London and Kendrick, World Tag Team title match

3rd match: Fatal 4-way match for the Intercontinental title
Randy Savage vs. The Ultimate Warrior vs. Carlito vs. Mr.Kennedy vs. Umaga vs. Big Show vs. Honky Tonk Man

4th match: Chris Benoit vs. Chris Masters, 30 minute ultimate submission match

5th match: Big Daddy V vs. Yokozuna

6th match: Chyna vs. Torrie Wilson

7th match: The Hardyz vs. The Undertaker and Kane, WWE tag team title match

8th match: Victoria vs. Sensational Sherri

9th match: Edge and Christain vs. The Dudleyz w/Spike Dudley, Tag Team Ladder Match

10 match: Trish Stratus vs. The Fabulous Moolah, Women's title match

11th match: World Heavyweight title match
RVD vs. Kurt Angle

12th match: Mark Henry vs. Bruno Sammurtino

13th match: Last Man Standing match
Randy Orton vs. Bret Hart

14th match: The Great Khali vs. Andre the Giant

15th match: Finlay vs. Ric Flair

16th match: Jesse and Festus vs. George "The Animal" Steel and The Missing Link

17th match: The Boogey Man vs. Papa Shango

18th match: John Morrison vs. Georgus George

19th match: ECW title, Extreme Rules match
Mick Foley vs. CM Punk vs. Terry Funk vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. The Sandman vs. Sabu

20th match: Batista vs. Brock Lesnar

21st match: Eddie Guerrero vs. Chavo Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio, Cruiserweight title

22nd match: Hornswoggle vs. Little Beaver

23rd match: Vince Mcmahon vs. Eric Bischoff, winner gets to own WWE, Hell in a Cell match

24th match: Shelton Benjamin vs. Charlie Haas

25th match: Hulk Hogan vs. Stone Cold

MAIN EVENT: WWE title match
Triple H vs. The Rock vs. John Cena

So, how did you like that? You can make your own PPV too. Write a comment, except make it your PPV card and all that other info. Or, you can make one at home. Have fun thinking up those matches!