John Lennon's "Imagine": As sung by WWE superstars

Posted by Roadkill

You know The Beatles, right? (Secretly, I like the cockroaches better). Remember their song, "Imagine"? I do. In fact, I got a bunch of WWE superstars to sing it for me (and some TNA Impact stars too):

Funaki:
Imagine there's no jobbers
You don't have to try

John Cena:
No people below me

Tommy Dreamer:
Above me's every other guy

Mark Henry and Big Daddy V:
Imagine all the people
Who know that Stryker's *that way*

Kurt Angle:
Imagine there's no Impact
That's really hard to do
(Background: No it's not!)

Stevie Richards:
No titles that I have tried for

CM Punk:
And no ECW too

TNA roster:
Imagine all the people
Living life in peaheheheaheace

Tommy Dreamer:
You may say I'm a Dreamers
But I'm not the only one

TNA roster:
I hope some dayhaha
You'll watch us
A great showowow- we might give you one

Lex Luger:
I own no possesions

CM Punk:
I look homeless too (Background: Just like Lex!)

Mr.Kennedy:
(with fingers behind back) I take no roids
I don't juice

Kane and The Undertaker:
Our brotherhood's a sham

Everyone in WWE:
Imagine if those people
Wahatched us with gleeheheheahe

Cruiserweight division:
You may sayhaha we're all dreamers

Mr.Kennedy and Jeff Hardy:
And our push will never come

ROH roster:
I hope dayhaha you'll hear of us

Tag Team division:
And we ahahall
Can fight as one