Welcome to our 200th blog spectacular! Over the past 3 months, this site has been writing post after post about the WWE. Some were groundbreaking, some were intelligent, some gave you fond memories of 2005 and 6 (thank you, blast from the past ppv recapitation), and some were just downright stupid. But now, you will get a taste of everything, including Deadpossum's new segment. You will also see another edition of rivalries, a ranting and raving Majoordood, and a preview of the Gear Tournament finals. So without further adue:
Yeah! I get to go first! It's me, Roadkill. Everyone's favorite parysite that lives on the highway. I'm here to celebrate our 200th blog. Let's start off with another edition of rivalries.
Rivalry: Kane vs. The Undertaker
Why: The Undertaker disgusted by his brother, making Kane go crazy.
How it goes: The road to The Great American Bash. It's Kane vs. Shelton Benjamin on Friday night Smackdown. Kane is about to chokeslam Benjamin, but Shelton slips out and rolls Kane up. Shelton wins. Kane is mad at the loss.
On ECW, It's Kane vs. Elijah Burke. Elijah wins with The Elijah Express. Kane has lost again.
On Smackdown, Kane losses to Chuck Palumbo. He's on a real losing streak.
Next Friday, Kane losses to Kenny Dykstra.
On ECW, Kane loses to Chavo Guerrero. What's going on?!
On Smackdown, the main event is Kane and The Undertaker vs. Umaga and Mark Henry. (Umaga, Henry, and Taker would be in a world title match at the Bash). The Undertaker is dominating, and then he tags in Kane, who screws everything up. Taker and Kane lose.
Next week, The Undertaker says to Kane backstage, "Kane, I hate you. You can't do anything right. I'm ashamed to call you my brother". Kane is gone from Smackdown and ECW until Summerslam.
At Summerslam, The Undertaker fights The Great Khali for the World title in a last man standing match. The Undertaker hits the chokeslam on the ramp. Then Kane comes out, with his old entrance and his mask. Kan chokeslams The Undertaker. Then he repeatidly hits him with a chair and chokeslams him onto the steel steps. Taker is down for the ref's 10 count, and Khali is the new champ.
On Smackdown, Kane fights Mark Henry and Umaga (they were Kane's opponents in the tag match). Kane wins, and after the match, he challenges The Undertaker to a match at Unforgiven. The Undertaker comes out and accepts.
On ECW, Kane beats Jamie Noble.
On Smackdown, The Undertaker faces The Great Khali in a Summerslam rematch, except it's a singles match. Kane interferes, but is tombstoned by The Undertaker.
Next week, Kane beats Jimmy Wang-Yang and Shanon Moore. After the match, The Undertaker comes out and gives Kane a Last Ride.
At Unforgiven, the match is a no contest after Kane hits The Undertaker with a gas canister. This starts a crazy fist fight, which security has to break up.
On ECW, The Undertaker beats Big Daddy V. Kane chokeslams Undertaker after the match.
On Smackdown, Kane challenges The Undertaker to a match at No Mercy. The Undertaker excepts, but then Vickie Guerrero comes out and makes it Kane vs. The Undertaker in a falls count anywhere match at No Mercy. She also announces that next week, Kane will get to pick The Undertaker's opponent.
On Friday, Kane picks MVP to fight Taker. The Undertaker wins. After the match, Vickie Guerrero comes out and says that The Undertaker will pick Kane's opponent next week.
Next week, Kane faces Finlay. Kane wins, and after the match, Kane says, "Taker, this is a message to you". Then he Chokeslams Finlay.
At No Mercy, The Undertaker beats Kane.
On Smackdown, The Undertaker gets a world title shot at The Great Khali. Taker wins. Kane also beats Rey Mysterio in a #1 contender's match, meaning that Kane and Taker will battle for the world title at Cyber Sunday.
On Smackdown, it is announced that fans will pick which stipulation they want at Cyber Sunday. The choices are a First Blood match, an Inferno match, and a Casket match. The Undertaker also beats Mark Henry in the main event. After the match, Taker says, "Kane, you sent me a message 2 weeks ago, so I'll send you one too". Then he Tombstones Mark Henry.
Next week, Kane faces CM Punk in a casket match (since Casket match was a Cyber Sunday choice). Kane wins the casket match. After, the lights go out. The casket is open, and CM Punk is gone. The Undertaker is in the ring, standing behind Kane. He chokeslams Kane into the Casket.
At Cyber Sunday, the match of choice is an Inferno match. Kane wins the match and the title, and The Undertaker is injured.
Kan's reign is long. Very Long. But Taker returns at Royal Rumble, when he wins The Royal Rumble match.
On Smackdown, The Undertaker gets to pick his Wrestlemania opponent. It will be either Kane (WH Champ), The ECW Champ, or The WWE Champ. He picks Kane. They have a staredown. Then Vickie Guerrero comes out and says that at Wrestlemania 25, it will be The Undertaker vs. Kane in a hell in a cell match for the world champion. She also says that next week, these two will face off in a non-title first blood match.
Next week, The Undertaker wins the first blood match. He tries to attack Kane post-match, but Vickie Guerrero comes out and announces that Taker and ane will fight in a non-title casket match at No Way Out.
Next week, The Undertaker and Finlay beat Mark Henry and Kane. Taker tells Kane he will rest in peace at No Way Out.
At No Way Out, Kane wins the casket match. He burns the casket after the match.
On Smackdown, it is announced that The Undertaker is injured and won't be competing at Wrestlemania. Therefore, there will be a 30-man battle royal tonight, and the winner will face Kane at Wrestlemania. When there are about 5 men left, the lights go out and the Undertaker beats the hell outa everyone. Then he says, "Kane, you will pay at Wrestlemania".
Next week, Vickie Guerrero gets a family problems coincilor (or whatever it's called) to help Kane and Taker with their sibling rivalry. He shows a montage of them tagging together, and helping each other with matches. The fans think it's adorable, until Kane and Undertaker double chokeslam the councilor. Then they stare at each other. Kane slowly raises his title up as the show ends.
On Smackdown, The Undertaker beats Chuck Palumbo in the main event. Kane comes in and hits Taker with a steel chair after the match.
On Smackdown, Kane beats Finlay and Hornswoggle. After the match, Taker returns last weeks favor with a chair shot.
On Smackdown, Batista faces The Undertaker in a Wrestlemania 23 rematch. Kane fights Chris Jericho, visiting from Raw. They both win their matches, but Kane chokeslams Taker after his match.
On the Smackdown before Wrestlemania, Vickie Guerrero wants Kane and Undertaker to get along, so she schedules the match that started all of this, Kane and Taker vs. Henry and Umaga. Kane's team wins, but after the match, Kane tombstones Taker through a table.
It is a great match at Wrestlemania, but Taker comes out on top.
Alright, it's time for me to go crazy. I'm still Roadkill. I'm going to rant about someone that I hate, Mark Henry. That guy's belly button is a black hole. You could see the next universe if you looked in that thing. His belly button sucks things right in. Like Matt Stryker. He just couldn't stand to see him with Big Flabby V. And how is he still in one peice? He gets the crap beaten outa him by everyone. Does he still have teeth? Speaking of teeth, look at Vickie Guerrero. How does Edge love her? Are there any dentists backstage? Geez. Take a day off andgo see a dentist. Have slave Theodorus Longus take care of things. It'll benefit all of us.
Alright, I'm Majoordood. As you know, we have been having the gear tournament. Jimmy Hart's Megaphone and Mr.Socko are in the finals. Let's take a look at how they got to the finals:
HART'S MEGAPHONE:
1st round: Hart's megaphone beat Demolition's masks
2nd round: The megaphone takes down Stone Cold's beer
Semifinals: The mouth of the South's megaphone beats London and Kendrick's masks
Mr.Socko:
1st round: Foley's sock beats Brutus Beefcake's Clippers
2nd round: Socko takes down The Undertaker's Urn
Semifinals: The sock beats LOD's shoulder pads
Who will win? Find out at The Savagies.
Hey, this is DEADPOSSUM YO Wuzzup. I am in such a good mood today because this is our 200TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, the animal that got run over by a car, I mean Roadkill (good thing I saved myself there) already told you that I will be starting a new series. But the part that he didn't tell you is what it is called. It is like the power 25. I will give you this week's Power 25, and then I will give you what I think it will be if it were right after Mania. Here goes:
This week's Power 25
Week
Movement
Superstar
Last Week
1
EDGE (12)
The World Heavyweight Champion promised a burial for Undertaker's 15-0 streak, but almost got sealed in a casket himself. In Orlando, one 'Mania streak will end. The Rated-R Superstar hopes it's not his.
1
2
UNDERTAKER (7)
The Phenom shocked Edge on SmackDown, popping out of the casket during the mock funeral. Reality is creeping up on Edge, who could see his World Title resting in peace in the hands of The Deadman this Sunday.
2
3
TRIPLE H
The Game brawled with John Cena in the WrestleMania Showcase Match on Raw. Triple H is dead set on reclaiming the WWE Championship after a two-year absence from 'Mania. The Academy likes his chances.
4
4
RANDY ORTON
The WWE Champion found himself on the wrong end of Ric Flair's Figure-Four on Raw, forcing him to tap out. Will Orton be tapping out to an STFU in Orlando? Or be out cold from a Pedigree? Don't count him out yet.
3
5
JOHN CENA
After months of rehab on his torn pectoral muscle, the Chain Gang commander lays it all on the line at WrestleMania XXIV in the WWE Championship Triple Threat Match.
5
6
BATISTA
The Animal fought off Raw's dentally-challenged bruiser, Snitsky, on SmackDown, proving he's primed for his WrestleMania battle against the Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga.
6
7
CHAVO GUERRERO
The ECW Champion defeated Tommy Dreamer Tuesday night, but he has 24 potential opponents to face at WrestleMania after the Battle Royal. How will Chavo be able to properly plan for his title defense?
8
8
CM PUNK
The Straightedge Superstar went 1-1 for the week, losing in tag action on Raw, but defeating John Morrison on SmackDown in singles action. Money in the Bank is up next for the former ECW Champion.
7
9
SHAWN MICHAELS
HBK told Ric Flair he'd put him out of his misery in their Career Threatening Match at WrestleMania. What hurt worse, HBK? The slaps from your best friend, or the low blow from Nature Boy during the main event?
9
10
CHRIS JERICHO
The Intercontinental Champion lost in tag action on Raw, but defeated United States Champion MVP on SmackDown. With past Money in the Bank experience, Y2J is one of the Academy's favorites to win at WrestleMania.
10
11
FINLAY
With a Belfast Brawl on tap for the Irish bruiser at WrestleMania, sources say Finlay visited Hornswoggle in the hospital before flying to Orlando. Will the visit motivate, or enrage Finlay as he battles JBL?
11
12
BETH PHOENIX
The Women's Champion was on the winning team in Six-Man Intergender Tag Team action on Raw. She must like her odds at BunnyMania at WrestleMania, as her and Melina have past title reigns.
13
13
BIG SHOW
The Largest Athlete in the World showed he is ready for Floyd Mayweather's challenge at WrestleMania by manhandling both John Cena and Triple H in Raw's main event. Money, be afraid. Be very afraid.
14
14
KANE
The Big Red Machine couldn't top Mark Henry in SmackDown's Over-the-Top-Rope Challenge. Will the former WWE Champion prevail in the 24-man Battle Royal at WrestleMania XXIV? We like his odds.
12
15
JOHN MORRISON & THE MIZ
The WWE Tag Team Champions were unsuccessful on their own this week, as both suffered losses in separate SmackDown matches. Morrison aims to climb the ladder at Money in the Bank this Sunday.
15
16
RIC FLAIR
Could this be the last ever time we see the Nature Boy on the P25? It was a great moment to see Flair make Randy Orton tap out on Raw, but can the 16-time World Champion do the same to HBK in Orlando?
18
17
UMAGA
The Samoan Bulldozer grabbed a microphone for the first time on Raw, and issued a threat to Batista in Samoan. At least, we think it was ... it might have been his dinner order, for all we know...
17
18
MONTEL VONTAVIOUS PORTER
The United States Champion has his hands full with Chris Jericho this week on both Raw and SmackDown. Will the "Franchise Playa" shine brightest at WrestleMania from the top of the Money in the Bank ladder?
19
19
MR. KENNEDY
Last year, he promised to use the Money in the Bank briefcase to take the WWE Championship at WrestleMania XXIV. He's only one Money in the Bank win away from making that promise a reality.
16
20
SHELTON BENJAMIN
ECW's "Gold Standard" defeated Carlito in a Money in the Bank tune-up match. Look for the former Intercontinental Champion to surprise many with his ladder work at Money in the Bank. He's our dark horse.
21
21
KOFI KINGSTON
Jamaica must be proud of their native son, who continues his hot streak in WWE. This week, Kingston picked up a win in six-man tag action on SmackDown. Will he be left standing at the end of ECW's Battle Royal?
20
22
THE GREAT KHALI
The Punjabi giant tore through one of the toughest men on Raw, Hardcore Holly, in singles action this week. Who's going to step up and toss the former WWE Champion over the top rope at 'Mania?
22
23
JESSE & FESTUS
The biscuits and gravy boys were winners on SmackDown in six-man tag action. With both men in the 24-man Battle Royal for an ECW Title opportunity, will teamwork be key to surviving the WrestleMania melee?
23
24
MARK HENRY
The World's Strongest Man was tops in SmackDown's Over-the-Top-Rope Challenge, defeating Chuck Palumbo, Kane and The Great Khali. He'll be a force to reckoned with in the Battle Royal.
NR
25
JOHN "BRADSHAW" LAYFIELD
The Texas tycoon has a world of pain in store for Finlay in their Belfast Brawl at WrestleMania. With no rules to constrain their fight, will the Citrus Bowl be big enough to contain them?
24
25
P25 after mania
1.Undertaker
Look what I brought home little brother! I found gold in Florida outside in this square thing called a ring. I didn't even have to dig it up. All I had to do was beat this guy called the Rated-G-Superstar named Edge. But he didn't exactly have an Edge.
2. Randy Orton
Oh No... I guess we will have to by the Randy Orton "Get used to chinlocks" T-Shirt
3. CM Punk
MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Money in the bank.
4. Shawn Michaels
Flair's carreer is over.
5. Batista
Brand Supremacy goes to Smackdown!
6. Triple H
Aw man Steph, I'm sorry.
7. John Cena
Pinned for once.
8. Edge
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU LOSE!!
9. Kane
I got gold
10. Chavo Guerrero
5 second loss.
11. Floyd "Money" Mayweather
He beat The Big Show. I thought if he punched him, his hands
would be stuck in Show's stomach, but alas, I was wrong.
12. Ric Flair
Listen, he lost, but you gotta hand it to 'em. He wrestled for 35 straight years. It's the end now, but he left a hellofa legacy. And for that, Flair, I applaud you.
14. Finlay
Nice job beating Bradshaw. *Post Wrestlemania note: He lost*
15. Chris Jericho
This is a prediction for after Wrestlemania, and the P25 comes out on Saturday. So that means if something big happens during the week, it can count too. Well, Roadkill thinks that Jericho is going to take Punk's MITB breifcase this week. So for that, I am putting him on this list.
16. Ashley and Maria
They won! They won! *Post Wrestlemania not: They didn't win*
17. TNA Wrestling
They are not part of WWE, but they are trying to sabotage Wrestlemania. *Post 'Mania note: The sabotage backfired*
18. Beth Phoenix and Melina
Probably gonna lose, but they're a good team. *Post Wrestlemania note: THEY WON!*
19. Matt Hardy
He returned at Mania! *Post Mania note: I knew he would return. I KNEW IT!*
20. Mark Henry
He did a good job in the battle royal. *Post WM24 Note: He did do a good job!*
21. Shelton Benjamin
He did great in the MITB match. *Post note: He did great!*
22. JBL
Ha! You lost to a leprachaun and his daddy!! *Post Note: He beat the Leprachaun and his daddy*
23. Audience
They held back the tears when Flair lost. *Post Mania note: They cried so much that the athletes who play here are gonna slip left and right next season*
24. People who bought Mania
Thank you, if you bought Wrestlemania. You just payed for Funaki's incredibly low paycheck
.25. Vince Mcmahon
Thanks for making Wrestlemania.
Well, this is Deadpossum signing off. See you at our 300th blog spectactular! And keep reading!
Last word: I put those post Wrestlemania things up because I finished the P25 15 minutes after Wrestlemania. Sorry!
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