Roadkill's look at WM24 PART 3

Posted by Roadkill (obviously)

Lately, I have been previewing Wrestlemania 24 matches. So far, I have previewed 4 matches (Batista vs. Umaga, Big Show vs. Mayweather, Money in the Bank Match, and Finlay vs. JBL). Today, I wil preview the BunnyMania tag team match, Flair vs. Michaels, the 24 man battle royal, and the ECW Championship match.

BunnyMania
Bunnymania is going to be a tag team lumberjill match. It will be Maria and Candice Michelle vs. Beth Phoenix and Melina. Snoop Dogg is the headmaster for this match. Before you ask, I have no idea what that means.
All in all, this match will be like last year's Lumberjill match. It will be fast and sloppy, followed by a bunch of divas pulling each others hair out. Don't expect anything out of this match. As for the winner, I'm going with team Maria.

Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels
I think we all know how this will end. Flair is gonna lose. Don't pretend it's not true, readers. It would be inappropriate to end his career before 'Mania and it would be even worse to end it after Wrestlemania. Don't be surprised if this ends up being a match to remember. Don't be more surprised if this match is 2nd or 3rd to last.

Battle Royal/ECW Championship match
As we all know, there will be a 24 man battle royal at Wrestlemania. The winner will get an ECW title shot immeadiately after the match. I think this match will be a dark match. It is going to be a half-hour match, and you can't waste your time on that nonsense- especially at Wrestlemania. The winner of this match will be- I don't know. There are lots of possibilities. Jamie Noble could win and have a classic Cruiserweight vs. Cruiserweight match with Chavo. Kane could win and beat Chavo. Everyone would love that. Kofi Kingston could win too. Even if he lost to Chavo, it would give him a push. Miz could win both matches. That would start a jealousy rivalry between Miz and Morrison. Or a superstar could make his debut and win both matches. That would be huge.
As for the title match, Chavo loses no matter what. Especially if a heel wins the battle royal. You couldn't start a heel vs. heel thing. If a face wins he loses too. You can't have Kane or Jamie Noble lose to Chavo at Wrestlemania.

Stay tuned, because later in the week, I will preview the main events- 'Taker vs. Edge and the Triple Threat match for the WWE title.